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  • How about Australian Plague Supporters? Slogan: Endangering our kids, AND yours!
  • Proof positive that there is no vaccine for retardery.
  • How about the "Playboy Bunnies Are Epidemiology Experts Network"?
  • My sister works with a lady who has a cousin that knows a guy whose kid turned into a newt after getting a vaccine
  • Anti-Vaccination Network. As name changes go it's simple and honest, and it doesn't require them to change their initials.
  • Cheron: My sister works with a lady who has a cousin that knows a guy whose kid turned into a newt after getting a vaccine


    uncle dave? nah, that was the ddt.
  • Cheron: My sister works with a lady who has a cousin that knows a guy whose kid turned into a newt after getting a vaccine


    Did he get better? Or did he end up a disgraced Speaker of the House and terrible Presidential candidate?
  • LazarusLong42: Cheron: My sister works with a lady who has a cousin that knows a guy whose kid turned into a newt after getting a vaccine

    Did he get better? Or did he end up a disgraced Speaker of the House and terrible Presidential candidate?


    Did the vaccine weigh as much as a duck?
  • God forbid any of you ever have to live through something of this nature. I hope you never have to answer the phone and hear your inconsolably weeping wife on the other end of the line as she mutters the only words she is able to muster "they cant find a heartbeat".

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    This is Quinn's remains. He sits atop my piano. He was KILLED by vaccinations that the government forced on us. If it weren't for Obama and his healthcare reform, NONE of this would have happened. Now it's apparent that Obama's reach is lengthening to our allies and I'm afraid this is the start of the first indications of the New World Order.
  • ChipNASA: God forbid any of you ever have to live through something of this nature. I hope you never have to answer the phone and hear your inconsolably weeping wife on the other end of the line as she mutters the only words she is able to muster "they cant find a heartbeat".

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    This is Quinn's remains. He sits atop my piano. He was KILLED by vaccinations that the government forced on us. If it weren't for Obama and his healthcare reform, NONE of this would have happened. Now it's apparent that Obama's reach is lengthening to our allies and I'm afraid this is the start of the first indications of the New World Order.


    I call B.S.
  • ChipNASA: God forbid any of you ever have to live through something of this nature. I hope you never have to answer the phone and hear your inconsolably weeping wife on the other end of the line as she mutters the only words she is able to muster "they cant find a heartbeat".

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    This is Quinn's remains. He sits atop my piano. He was KILLED by vaccinations that the government forced on us. If it weren't for Obama and his healthcare reform, NONE of this would have happened. Now it's apparent that Obama's reach is lengthening to our allies and I'm afraid this is the start of the first indications of the New World Order.


    You know, this is a bit over the top even for you. Are you trying to transition into a Mike Lowell type humor troll?
  • DeathBySmiley: ChipNASA: God forbid any of you ever have to live through something of this nature. I hope you never have to answer the phone and hear your inconsolably weeping wife on the other end of the line as she mutters the only words she is able to muster "they cant find a heartbeat".

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    This is Quinn's remains. He sits atop my piano. He was KILLED by vaccinations that the government forced on us. If it weren't for Obama and his healthcare reform, NONE of this would have happened. Now it's apparent that Obama's reach is lengthening to our allies and I'm afraid this is the start of the first indications of the New World Order.

    I call B.S.


    I'd call the Ghostbusters.
  • "Pro-Pandemic Quackery Network"
  • Number of people harmed in any way by a vaccine?

    4 and a half. Usually because the doctor was drunk when he was using the syringe.

    Number of people not dead because of vaccines?

    Pretty much farking everyone.
  • Zarquon's Flat Tire: DeathBySmiley: ChipNASA: God forbid any of you ever have to live through something of this nature. I hope you never have to answer the phone and hear your inconsolably weeping wife on the other end of the line as she mutters the only words she is able to muster "they cant find a heartbeat".

    [img214.imageshack.us image 648x484]

    This is Quinn's remains. He sits atop my piano. He was KILLED by vaccinations that the government forced on us. If it weren't for Obama and his healthcare reform, NONE of this would have happened. Now it's apparent that Obama's reach is lengthening to our allies and I'm afraid this is the start of the first indications of the New World Order.

    I call B.S.

    I'd call the Ghostbusters.


    I'd call shotgun!
  • Does that mean all of the anti-gay marriage groups with "family" in their names need to change as well?
  • ChipNASA: God forbid any of you ever have to live through something of this nature. I hope you never have to answer the phone and hear your inconsolably weeping wife on the other end of the line as she mutters the only words she is able to muster "they cant find a heartbeat".

    [img214.imageshack.us image 648x484]

    This is Quinn's remains. He sits atop my piano. He was KILLED by vaccinations that the government forced on us. If it weren't for Obama and his healthcare reform, NONE of this would have happened. Now it's apparent that Obama's reach is lengthening to our allies and I'm afraid this is the start of the first indications of the New World Order.


    0/10. A good troll has to be just forgettable enough that you can't be caught repeating yourself.
  • ChipNASA: God forbid any of you ever have to live through something of this nature. I hope you never have to answer the phone and hear your inconsolably weeping wife on the other end of the line as she mutters the only words she is able to muster "they cant find a heartbeat".



    This is Quinn's remains. He sits atop my piano. He was KILLED by vaccinations that the government forced on us. If it weren't for Obama and his healthcare reform, NONE of this would have happened. Now it's apparent that Obama's reach is lengthening to our allies and I'm afraid this is the start of the first indications of the New World Order.


    Every time that picture is posted, my brain momentarial wonders why the bear is holding a gun. Maybe if I see it enough times, that mental twinge will see it as a cross, but so far, it is still a gun for a split second.
  • ChipNASA: God forbid any of you ever have to live through something of this nature. I hope you never have to answer the phone and hear your inconsolably weeping wife on the other end of the line as she mutters the only words she is able to muster "they cant find a heartbeat".

    [img214.imageshack.us image 648x484]

    This is Quinn's remains. He sits atop my piano. He was KILLED by vaccinations that the government forced on us. If it weren't for Obama and his healthcare reform, NONE of this would have happened. Now it's apparent that Obama's reach is lengthening to our allies and I'm afraid this is the start of the first indications of the New World Order.


    You trolling? Vaccinations have saved many millions of lives over the last 30-40 years. It's been proven. It's called......wait for it.......SCIENCE.
  • ChipNASA: God forbid any of you ever have to live through something of this nature. I hope you never have to answer the phone and hear your inconsolably weeping wife on the other end of the line as she mutters the only words she is able to muster "they cant find a heartbeat".

    [img214.imageshack.us image 648x484]

    This is Quinn's remains. He sits atop my piano. He was KILLED by vaccinations that the government forced on us. If it weren't for Obama and his healthcare reform, NONE of this would have happened. Now it's apparent that Obama's reach is lengthening to our allies and I'm afraid this is the start of the first indications of the New World Order.



    Actually, the teddy bear is full of kitty litter and sand. The janitor down at the crematorium used Quinn to grit the driveway after a snowstorm.
  • give me doughnuts: ChipNASA: God forbid any of you ever have to live through something of this nature. I hope you never have to answer the phone and hear your inconsolably weeping wife on the other end of the line as she mutters the only words she is able to muster "they cant find a heartbeat".

    [img214.imageshack.us image 648x484]

    This is Quinn's remains. He sits atop my piano. He was KILLED by vaccinations that the government forced on us. If it weren't for Obama and his healthcare reform, NONE of this would have happened. Now it's apparent that Obama's reach is lengthening to our allies and I'm afraid this is the start of the first indications of the New World Order.


    Actually, the teddy bear is full of USED kitty litter and sand. The janitor down at the crematorium used Quinn to grit the driveway after a snowstorm.


    /good piling on . {;-D
  • I don't hope for horrible things to happen to people, but I wouldn't cry many tears of one of these anti-vax parents had to suffer polio or measles or mumps. Keep their kids out of it since they have no choice really, but the parents, let them suffer one or two of these diseases, then tell me how evil vaccinations are.
  • Hacking HUmans Through Vaccines

    " ... DARPA has a $2 billion yearly budget for research into creating a super solider as well as developing a synthetic police force. Working with the human genome, DARPA hopes to manipulate certain gene expressions. In experimentation, DARPA and the military industrial pharmaceutical complex are using natural abilities that are enhanced through genetic engineering.

    ... By eliminating empathy, the Department of Defense (DoD) hopes to "enhance" a soldier's ability to "kill without care or remorse, shows no fear, can fight battle after battle without fatigue and generally behave more like a machine than a man.

    ... delivered through a vaccine that acts like a dump truck to deliver the genetic neurological amendments directly to that part of the brain which controls emotions and conscience ..."

    Thank you, sir. May I have another?
  • Clemkadidlefark: Hacking HUmans Through Vaccines

    " ... DARPA has a $2 billion yearly budget for research into creating a super solider as well as developing a synthetic police force. Working with the human genome, DARPA hopes to manipulate certain gene expressions. In experimentation, DARPA and the military industrial pharmaceutical complex are using natural abilities that are enhanced through genetic engineering.

    ... By eliminating empathy, the Department of Defense (DoD) hopes to "enhance" a soldier's ability to "kill without care or remorse, shows no fear, can fight battle after battle without fatigue and generally behave more like a machine than a man.

    ... delivered through a vaccine that acts like a dump truck to deliver the genetic neurological amendments directly to that part of the brain which controls emotions and conscience ..."

    Thank you, sir. May I have another?


    If someone actually accomplished this, I'm not sure if they'd received a Nobel prize or a prison sentence as the first supervillain.
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