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downstairs: Don't most vouchers... well, anything like this... say "we can change the terms and conditions at any time" ??
Jamdug!: Was that written by Chester Cheetah? Here's the actual article for anyone with IQ over 71.
max_pooper: Who are these 5.8 million people that did not cash in their free drink coupon on the day they were printed? What kind of teetotaling business traveler doesn't get hammered ass drunk?
Snarfangel: 5.8 million bottles of beer on the wall, 5.8 million bottles of beerTake one down and pass it around5,799,999 bottles of beer on the wall!/For those extra-long plane trips.
hstein3: I fly Southwest every year for the holidays. I hate flying, and Southwest doesn't do anything to make it any better.That said, I've never imbibed while flying. Unless it was offered to me for free, it just didn't seem like it would make a cramped flight any easier to deal with.