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stpauler: He then continued "I wouldn't beat myself up about it either"
nimeye: I would just like to let everyone know that I have no intention of becoming Mike Tyson.
Bit'O'Gristle: Is he planning on getting an operation to become a human being with feelings and empathy? Until then, i don't care.
Jon iz teh kewl: is he actually Neil DeGrasse tyson or is that someone else??