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AverageAmericanGuy: It wasn't very funny, but it doesn't seem like such a serious crime.Surely the Alaskan authorities could have made him fill out a new log with the real information.
cryinoutloud: You don't lie in a logbook. You can lie to your passengers, your bar buddies, tourists, anybody you like--but you don't lie in your official document that might be looked at by law enforcement. If you'll fill that in wrong for a joke, what else might you lie about?And now he knows.
Tanthalas39: When you tell a joke, are you lying? Bad idea to joke in the logbook, perhaps, but lying implies deceit
Pockafrusta: This just in.... Government workers have no sense of humor. Discretion? Alien concept./I R 1
UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: "I caught a fish 'this' big!"
Tanthalas39: When you tell a joke, are you lying? Bad idea to joke in the logbook, perhaps, but lying implies deceit. I'm confident that he didn't expect anyone to believe there were whales in the river./also disturbed that you are okay with lying to essentially anyone but the government, but okay with law enforcement not using any discretion whatsoever. Orson Welles would like a word with you
Pockafrusta: This just in.... Government workers have no sense of humor. Discretion? Alien concept.
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