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  • Whatever happened to the one the guy was building on the MD/West Virginia border? Did he finish?
  • Now he just has to get two of everything.
  • iheartscotch: Now he just has to get two of everything.


    I wonder how long it will take to gather up the 1,900,000 insects, 140,000 mollusks, 80,000 crustaceans, 11,486 amphibians, 16,480 reptiles, 19,600 birds, and 10,832 mammals it will take to have a pair of the known species.....
  • Kali-Yuga: iheartscotch: Now he just has to get two of everything.

    I wonder how long it will take to gather up the 1,900,000 insects, 140,000 mollusks, 80,000 crustaceans, 11,486 amphibians, 16,480 reptiles, 19,600 birds, and 10,832 mammals it will take to have a pair of the known species.....


    And where does all the poop go once he has them? :O
  • iheartscotch:

    Now he just has to get two of everything.

    Evidently we could save *eight* of everything with a single Panamax carrier.

    Guess we're good for the next flood.
  • A project to build a life-size replica of Noah's ark makes as much sense as a project to build a life-size replica of the SS Enterprize.
  • God promised not to flood Earth again, so what's the point of building another Ark?

    THIS is the Ark we SHOULD be building:

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  • LazerFish: Kali-Yuga: iheartscotch: Now he just has to get two of everything.

    I wonder how long it will take to gather up the 1,900,000 insects, 140,000 mollusks, 80,000 crustaceans, 11,486 amphibians, 16,480 reptiles, 19,600 birds, and 10,832 mammals it will take to have a pair of the known species.....

    And where does all the poop go once he has them? :O


    "You let me go out there and do all this stuff here
    You never even looked in the bottom of that Ark
    Have you looked down there?
    No?
    Who's gonna clean up that mess down there?
    That's me"
  • I hope the velicoraptor pens have round door knobs.
  • maxheck: iheartscotch:

    Now he just has to get two of everything.

    Evidently we could save *eight* of everything with a single Panamax carrier.

    Guess we're good for the next flood.


    As in a Panamax aircraft carrier? I wonder how many of those we have left.
  • Um, this article leaves out a few really important details:

    Despite his best efforts, it was impossible to adhere entirely to the biblical description of the Ark. Genesis describes Noah's boat as made of "gopher wood," but experts disagree over what this is.

    Instead, Huibers and his team built the boat by welding together the metal hulls of 25 barges into a single frame, which was then covered with Scandinavian pine. Weighing about 3,000 tons, the boat contains sleeping quarters, a theater, restaurant and conference facilities to seat 1,500 people.


    There's a bit of a difference between floating a welded conglomeration of metal barges on a river and floating a wooden craft larger than any entirely wooden ship known to history on a sea with waves the size of apartment buildings.
  • Kali-Yuga: iheartscotch: Now he just has to get two of everything.

    I wonder how long it will take to gather up the 1,900,000 insects, 140,000 mollusks, 80,000 crustaceans, 11,486 amphibians, 16,480 reptiles, 19,600 birds, and 10,832 mammals it will take to have a pair of the known species.....


    Several years later...


    I got 2 of everything; huzza! Crap! A frog just ate one of the flies.
  • GBB: Right!


    If that doesn't make sense to you younger Farkers, look up Bill Cosby and the Noah's Ark skit and LYFAO. One of the greatest and cleanest comedy presentations you will ever see.
  • LazerFish: And where does all the poop go once he has them? :O


    Well the animals have to eat something.... A single sheep requires 1 gallon of water a day and 6 pounds of hay/grass/grain. Noah was on the ark 370 days according to the bible, so assuming a low number of 30,000 animals on the ark that would be 33,300 short tons of food...
  • Keizer_Ghidorah: God promised not to flood Earth again, so what's the point of building another Ark?

    THIS is the Ark we SHOULD be building:

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    How can you tell the difference between an Atheist and a Christian?

    Chances are, the Atheist actually read the Bible.
  • maggoo: A project to build a life-size replica of Noah's ark makes as much sense as a project to build a life-size replica of the SS Enterprize.


    What about the Millennium Falcon
  • Kali-Yuga: LazerFish: And where does all the poop go once he has them? :O

    Well the animals have to eat something.... A single sheep requires 1 gallon of water a day and 6 pounds of hay/grass/grain. Noah was on the ark 370 days according to the bible, so assuming a low number of 30,000 animals on the ark that would be 33,300 short tons of food...


    His biggest problem is gonna be keeping the lions from eating everybody.

    Hey, God flooded the earth with *rain* water, right? So I don't recall anything in Genesis about Noah having a salt-water aquarium. How did the sharks survive the fresh water flood, huh?
  • iheartscotch: I got 2 of everything; huzza! Crap! A frog just ate one of the flies.


    No, you don't understand, until after the flood, all the animals and insects on earth were vegetarians, something you can plainly see since all gods creatures were designed with an herbivore's teeth and jaw structure.
  • scottapeshot: What is a cubit?


    you need to fit two of them together to play billiards.
  • maggoo: A project to build a life-size replica of Noah's ark makes as much sense as a project to build a life-size replica of the SS Enterprize.


    The difference being that making a full-sized replica of the Enterprise would be awesome.
  • iheartscotch:

    maxheck: iheartscotch:

    Now he just has to get two of everything.

    Evidently we could save *eight* of everything with a single Panamax carrier.

    Guess we're good for the next flood.

    As in a Panamax aircraft carrier? I wonder how many of those we have left.


    Well, I was thinking more cargo carrier, but the possibilities presented by the combination of an aircraft catapult + hippos does present some entertainment possibilities on the long voyage.
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