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BarkingUnicorn: Everything is more attractive the more you drink.
BumpInTheNight: I also communicate better, its the only way to get through teaching the little bastards the alphabet.
dickfreckle: I'm sexy first thing in the morning. Suck it, haters!
titwrench: As a man that woke up with a black eye this morning from a "Whitesnake dancing" incident last night after pulling down half a handle of Sailor Jerry I can say I thought I was very attractive.
Soonerpsycho: [i.imgur.com image 384x270]
DrMcNinja: Soonerpsycho: [i.imgur.com image 384x270]dammit! beat me to it. Anyway[i17.photobucket.com image 351x193]Looking good Barry...Looking good you handsome mother farker.
"I hate to tell you this sir, but you're starting to look real sexy to me!"