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moonscatter: Our zoo is fairly cool, and one of the neatest things they do is their "back scene" tours, one of which includes going on a "walk" with the cheetahs
bmr68: Poor cheetahs are only invited when the horsies are not there.
Representative of the unwashed masses: Leave a horse out there for extra lulz...
dickfreckle: Cheetahs are definitely badass, even if they don't have a lot of stamina. Hell of a lot cooler than Fluffy, the house cat that ignores you except when she wants to claw your chest as you sleep.
FunkOut: I dunno, I had this one cat who would run up and down the stairs in the middle of the night until her feet were sometimes bleeding. When she was done, she'd be all bug eyed and full of static and smiling.
Abox: [farm6.staticflickr.com image 296x215]Godless killing machines.