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Nothing To See Here: Strange things are afoot at the Circle K.
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buntz: Hillsborough?? Bunch of savages in that town!
TheManofPA: Had that happen at Christmas once. I got a 6 dollar winner so I went down to exchange it for 3 2 dollar tickets since it was a gift, fun to play the win for life. The guy gave me 6 1-dollar tickets of 3 different kinds. He was a nice older guy so I just left and drove home (was visiting family across the state). Hit the 2k top prize on one of them that night, only time I've ever had luck since lotto is a fun fool's game.
Nem Wan: Bennetts chose the one-time cash option of $1.3 million, which comes to a little under $1 million after taxesOnly a 25% tax hit? I thought taxes on such a windfall were generally half. What happened? Republicans?
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