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  • They shut down 4 of the 6 schools and found no evidence of any danger and 1 for a low risk incident.  Also fark you for making me read a Sun article.

    Canada takes things seriously when it comes to threats and we stop and investigate.  Crazy notion eh?
  • Methadone Girls: They shut down 4 of the 6 schools and found no evidence of any danger and 1 for a low risk incident.  Also fark you for making me read a Sun article.

    Canada takes things seriously when it comes to threats and we stop and investigate.  Crazy notion eh?


    Well, you don't have as many of them either.  If we shut down schools every time some tea bagger or gun nut threatened to start killing people they would be closed permanently.
  • Methadone Girls: Canada takes things seriously when it comes to threats and we stop and investigate. Crazy notion eh?


    When I was a kid we would have NEVER had school if that's all it took to shut it down. Of course that was before telephones so we would have had to mail in the threats.
  • flucto: When I was a kid we would have NEVER had school if that's all it took to shut it down. Of course that was before telephones so we would have had to mail in the threats.


    Knowing Canada Post, the schools would have received December bomb threats sometime around mid-July.
  • Methadone Girls: They shut down 4 of the 6 schools and found no evidence of any danger and 1 for a low risk incident.  Also fark you for making me read a Sun article.

    Canada takes things seriously when it comes to threats and we stop and investigate.  Crazy notion eh?


    Well, were the people who called it in atleast very polite? I hear you can take them seriously depending on if they say Please, Sir/Ma'am, Thank you, and Aboot a lot.

    Also if they talk about mounties or moose.
  • vpb: Methadone Girls: They shut down 4 of the 6 schools and found no evidence of any danger and 1 for a low risk incident.  Also fark you for making me read a Sun article.

    Canada takes things seriously when it comes to threats and we stop and investigate.  Crazy notion eh?

    Well, you don't have as many of them either.  If we shut down schools every time some tea bagger or gun nut threatened to start killing people they would be closed permanently.


    when was the last time a "tea bagger" threatened to start killing people?
  • vpb: Methadone Girls: They shut down 4 of the 6 schools and found no evidence of any danger and 1 for a low risk incident.  Also fark you for making me read a Sun article.

    Canada takes things seriously when it comes to threats and we stop and investigate.  Crazy notion eh?

    Well, you don't have as many of them either.  If we shut down schools every time some OWS person to start killing people they would be closed permanently.


    ftfy.
  • tenpoundsofcheese: when was the last time a "tea bagger" threatened to start killing people?


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  • No one got shot and they found a couple of guns.

    Pfft.

    AMERICAN EXCEPTIONALISM!!!
  • BronyMedic: tenpoundsofcheese: when was the last time a "tea bagger" threatened to start killing people?

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    nice picture.
    now can you answer the question?

    or do wet your pants whenever you see a gun?  do you get scared at Civil War reenactments too?
  • This silliness isn't going to stop until we have armed TSA officers in every public school, is it?
  • That's only like 2 Schools US.
  • Man On Pink Corner: This silliness isn't going to stop until we have armed TSA officers in every public school, is it?


    Pff. Those six 'threats' were just teens wanting the last day of school before Christmas vacation off. RCMP investigates these to a) be sure, and b) dissuade teens from ever getting similar 'ideas'. It wasn't the end of the world.
  • When I was in 7th grade an 11th grader was found with a handgun and told to take it home and be back in time for his next class or else. It was Catholic school in the early 60's, so he did as he was told and was back in plenty of time.

    Maybe the answer is to bring back nuns.

    *shudders*

    Never mind.
  • Well, to be fair eh, they didn't go off, and kill anybody. And statistically, we are required to kill at least 140 people a year with guns so the list works right and we can go, "holy crap, look at the US number!!!!!".

    /hoser
    //me, not you eh?
  • do you even need a gun to make a gun threat anymore?
  • tenpoundsofcheese: BronyMedic: tenpoundsofcheese: when was the last time a "tea bagger" threatened to start killing people?

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    nice picture.
    now can you answer the question?

    or do wet your pants whenever you see a gun?  do you get scared at Civil War reenactments too?


    Didn't you get the Fark memo?

    Conservative label+Liberal made up right wing stereotype= fact

    The Tea Party rallies I've been to locally were a lot more peaceful and cleaner than the OWS rally I also visited. I also saw no signs inciting shootings, violence, and racism at one and nothing but that at the other, can you guess which one was which?

    Back to your regular Fark programming.
  • Guess what the new "phone in a bomb threat to get out of school" line is.

    "Phone in a school shooting"

    /They're minors so you can't charge them with terrorism.
  • Dang tea baggers of Canada. Next will be the TSA in the schools, preparing your kids for a lifetime of unlawful fondling.
    Who calls in threat on the last couple of days of school anyways? We think it could be one of them people who fails at math and would rather be at home with the scared sheep.

    /Seriously, there are some very disturbed tea baggers in Canada. Some are on FoxNews North(suntv news).
    //At this moment the RCMP computer geek squad is looking at this thread for threats to um um um, , what threat is there in Canada, other than hitting a moose while you drive unsuspiciously at 60Mph?
  • Methadone Girls: They shut down 4 of the 6 schools and found no evidence of any danger and 1 for a low risk incident.  Also fark you for making me read a Sun article.

    Canada takes things seriously when it comes to threats and we stop and investigate.  Crazy notion eh?


    Yeah we just shut that shiat right down. It's a great way for high school kids to take the morning off.

    The real question is, did the cops find any evidence that these threats were backed up with anything real?
  • DeusMeh: do you even need a gun to make a gun threat anymore?


    Gun shaped pizza slices are also accepted Link
  • headline should have read Canada just saved 156 children from being killed
  • Life_is_a_carnivore: Alberta. Canada's Texas.


    Not exactly, Alberta has won 6 Stanley Cups, Texas only has one.

    /What was the question?
    //Sweet Jesus I need the NHL back
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