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  • Where's the NSFW tag, mods?

    /I'd hit it
  • I'd beefsteak HER mainstay, if you know what I mean.
  • Lando Lincoln: I'd beefsteak HER mainstay, if you know what I mean.


    I'd let her mainstay my beefsteak, if you know what I mean.
  • I'm upset they don't have a back view.
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    "It would please me to ravage her quite thoroughly."

  • So really beefstick or beefstick beefstick?
  • Them's birthin hips!

    /and plow pullin legs.
  • Tits are too small for my taste. Otherwise pleasing, though.
  • basemetal: Them's birthin hips!

    /and plow pullin legs.


    Came to say that... birthing hips was the most important thing for a woman until about 40 years ago.
  • Nowadays, a woman with those measurements would be called a cow and told to lose 30 pounds.  Which is a pretty shiatty indictment on today's society.
  • I'd brace her tramp!


    /before she crushed me
  • ...Aaaaaand gay as Paris in Springtime.  Seriously.  There are so damn many early-20th-century lesbian dog whistles in her quotes it makes my head spin.

    Women should never be afraid, fresh air and tramping through the woods, "ardent" suffragette, no mention of marriage at all, wants to take over the farm...  If she were alive today, she'd be taking her degree in gay rights activism.
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    Alice Roosevelt.
    Smokin' hot but one false move and her daddy would gut you like the mountain lion he singlehandedly killed in 1883 or something.
  • Benevolent Misanthrope: ...Aaaaaand gay as Paris in Springtime.  Seriously.  There are so damn many early-20th-century lesbian dog whistles in her quotes it makes my head spin.

    Women should never be afraid, fresh air and tramping through the woods, "ardent" suffragette, no mention of marriage at all, wants to take over the farm...  If she were alive today, she'd be taking her degree in gay rights activism.


    Wait a minute, are you shiatting me?  Thinking women shouldn't be afraid, enjoying fresh air and walking around in the sunshine, wanting women to get the vote, and not believing their identity revolved around a husband equals being a lesbian?  WTF?  She may well have been a lesbian and she may not have been, who knows.  I just don't think enjoying walks in the sunshine makes you more apt to want to eat pussy.  I like walks in the sunshine, and I'm strictly dickly.
  • Coco LaFemme: Benevolent Misanthrope: ...Aaaaaand gay as Paris in Springtime.  Seriously.  There are so damn many early-20th-century lesbian dog whistles in her quotes it makes my head spin.

    Women should never be afraid, fresh air and tramping through the woods, "ardent" suffragette, no mention of marriage at all, wants to take over the farm...  If she were alive today, she'd be taking her degree in gay rights activism.

    Wait a minute, are you shiatting me?  Thinking women shouldn't be afraid, enjoying fresh air and walking around in the sunshine, wanting women to get the vote, and not believing their identity revolved around a husband equals being a lesbian?  WTF?  She may well have been a lesbian and she may not have been, who knows.  I just don't think enjoying walks in the sunshine makes you more apt to want to eat pussy.  I like walks in the sunshine, and I'm strictly dickly.


    Saying it out loud in 1912 did, yes.  Things have changed a great deal over the years, even in my lifetime.  You'd be surprised.
  • I've a feeling this thread is about to get very interesting.....

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  • Amos Quito: Where's the NSFW tag, mods?

    /I'd hit it


    What is NSFW by 21st century standards?  I grant you that those line drawings article may have caused a stir in 1912.
    Still, I'm having a hard time imagining that anyone's reaction to the images of Elsie would be to blush and get the vapours..
  • Who's going to cap to this later on? Be honest.
  • Fap. Ugh, preview is your friend.
  • Benevolent Misanthrope: Coco LaFemme: Benevolent Misanthrope: ...Aaaaaand gay as Paris in Springtime.  Seriously.  There are so damn many early-20th-century lesbian dog whistles in her quotes it makes my head spin.

    Women should never be afraid, fresh air and tramping through the woods, "ardent" suffragette, no mention of marriage at all, wants to take over the farm...  If she were alive today, she'd be taking her degree in gay rights activism.

    Wait a minute, are you shiatting me?  Thinking women shouldn't be afraid, enjoying fresh air and walking around in the sunshine, wanting women to get the vote, and not believing their identity revolved around a husband equals being a lesbian?  WTF?  She may well have been a lesbian and she may not have been, who knows.  I just don't think enjoying walks in the sunshine makes you more apt to want to eat pussy.  I like walks in the sunshine, and I'm strictly dickly.

    Saying it out loud in 1912 did, yes.  Things have changed a great deal over the years, even in my lifetime.  You'd be surprised.


    No, I don't think I'd be surprised at the number of things that have changed in this world since the Titanic sank.  I was just taken aback at the suggestion that liking walks in fresh air meant you were secretly telling people you liked the ladies.  I would imagine that even in 1912, women enjoyed not sitting in a stuffy house all day if they could afford a few minutes out of it.

    Then again, I was born 70 years after the period we're talking about, so what the hell do I know.
  • In fairness, this woman would be considered a moo cow by a lot of folks' standards today...

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  • fusillade762: Tits are too small for my taste. Otherwise pleasing, though.


    We're not terribly refined around here, it seems :-)
  • basemetal: Them's birthin hips!

    /and plow pullin legs.



    "Birthin' Hips".

    Great band name.
  • I used to get all bent out of shape about today's standards of beauty. Then I grew up, graduated from college, got out in the world, and realized that plenty of men love them some hips and some double D's. Sure, I'm a hambeast compared to runway models. But I work out on a regular basis, eat healthy, and genuinely like my body. And I'm healthy. I got nothing to complain about!
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