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  • Dude deserves a hero tag. F*ck that little loud mouthed sh*t.
  • Good for him.  Hope he gets a reasonable judge.

    Hey, get off my lawn!
  • Equilibrist: Good for him. Hope he gets a reasonable judge.


    FTFA
    Magistrate Barry Cosgrove took into account the circumstances surrounding the offence and recorded no conviction.
    "But you can't take the law into your own hands," Mr Cosgrove said.
    Moran was given a six month probation order.
  • Magistrate Barry Cosgrove took into account the circumstances surrounding the offence and recorded no conviction.

    Win.
  • They refer to it as "common assault" because wanting to punch 13 year olds is so common
  • MaudlinMutantMollusk: They refer to it as "common assault" because wanting to punch 13 year olds is so common



    It's the pheromones.
  • Yup. F*ck that little turd. I'm no ITG, but I'd be tempted to smack him one upside the head.
  • Mr. Fuzzypaws: Dude deserves a hero tag. F*ck that little loud mouthed sh*t.


    Yup. Sounds like the little pecker was asking for it. Though they didn't mention what time of night it was.
  • 2xhelix: Equilibrist: Good for him. Hope he gets a reasonable judge.

    FTFA
    Magistrate Barry Cosgrove took into account the circumstances surrounding the offence and recorded no conviction.
    "But you can't take the law into your own hands," Mr Cosgrove said.
    Moran was given a six month probation order.




    That's judge-speak for, "The little barstid deserved it--good for you."
  • trivial use of my dark powers: 2xhelix: Equilibrist: Good for him. Hope he gets a reasonable judge.

    FTFA
    Magistrate Barry Cosgrove took into account the circumstances surrounding the offence and recorded no conviction.
    "But you can't take the law into your own hands," Mr Cosgrove said.
    Moran was given a six month probation order.

    That's judge-speak for, "The little barstid deserved it--good for you."


    Is that the judge equivalent of "jury nullification"?
  • Once again, where's the father? Doesn't matter because a woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle.

    /and oh yeah. If there was a husband in the household
    1. Moran could have talked man to man with the father.
    2. Moran would have had his ass up his head for touching the kid.
    3. The boy would have a role model and have learned to cope with life without cursing on the top of his lungs in the middle of the night.
  • MaudlinMutantMollusk: They refer to it as "common assault" because wanting to punch 13 year olds is so common


    Back in the days of the founding fathers Moran would have caned the boy, the magistrates would have put him in a pillory, and his mother would have hit him on the head with a thimble for having shamed her publicly.

    But back in the 80's, Moran would have been so coked up he wasn't sleeping anyway.
  • I don't know how I feel about this. Punching was extreme, but the kid sounds like a monster, so...

    Kevin72: Once again, where's the father? Doesn't matter because a woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle.

    /and oh yeah. If there was a husband in the household
    1. Moran could have talked man to man with the father.
    2. Moran would have had his ass up his head for touching the kid.
    3. The boy would have a role model and have learned to cope with life without cursing on the top of his lungs in the middle of the night.


    You, sir, are a "moran". Seriously, you have no basis for any of that, but keep f'ing that chicken.
  • Who hasn't wanted to beat the shiat out of a teenager?

    /seriously, it would be theraputic
  • If we can't take the law in our own hands, then will the law punch the 13 year old assmouth for us?
  • robohobo: Who hasn't wanted to beat the shiat out of a teenager?

    /seriously, it would be theraputic


    The teenager next door told me to "go f*ck myself" once when I politely asked him and his buddies not to play basketball in front of my house at 3 am. I walked right up to his front door, banged on it until I woke his parents, and the dad beat the crap out of him all the way back into the house. It was immensely satisfying, even though I usually hate violence in anything other than my music, video games, horror movies and literature.

    /I'm always taking them treats, too, so WTF ya little snot?.
  • Kevin72: Once again, where's the father? Doesn't matter because a woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle.

    /and oh yeah. If there was a husband in the household
    1. Moran could have talked man to man with the father.
    2. Moran would have had his ass up his head for touching the kid.
    3. The boy would have a role model and have learned to cope with life without cursing on the top of his lungs in the middle of the night.


    If Mom had learned all she needed to know from you the boy would have been out making sweet passionate love to a chicken.
  • Kevin72: Once again, where's the father? Doesn't matter because a woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle.

    /and oh yeah. If there was a husband in the household
    1. Moran could have talked man to man with the father.
    2. Moran would have had his ass up his head for touching the kid.
    3. The boy would have a role model and have learned to cope with life without cursing on the top of his lungs in the middle of the night.


    You're confusing need for want. Unless you're a single parent, you have no dog in this fight. Any single parent that doesn't wish they had a partner to take care of their kid at least sometimes is a liar. A sane, rational woman would want a good father for their child. The keyword here is good.

    But sometimes that doesn't come to pass. Sometimes the woman makes the wrong decisions, sometimes a man makes the wrong decisions. Sometimes they both do. And sometimes neither of them do, but due to circumstances outside their control they end up splitting apart (and sometimes one of the parents even dies).

    But you don't seem to care about any of that. Does a woman need a man to help take care of her child? No. Does she want a man to take care of her child? Maybe, maybe not. But I can damn well guarantee the thought has crossed her mind during the really bad days of being a single mother.

    But is it worth the cost of having an abusive/alcohol/womanizing/deadbeat/et c. partner? Depends on the woman. Depends on the man. Depends on the child's needs.

    In short, try being a single mother before you start in with your moral high horse bullshiat. Those single mothers would gladly trade places with you during the really bad days.
  • "Children are like TV sets. When they start acting weird, whack them across the head with a big rubber basketball shoe."
    -- Hunter S. Thompson
  • Does he have his own Book Club!? (obscure?)
  • Amos Quito: MaudlinMutantMollusk: They refer to it as "common assault" because wanting to punch 13 year olds is so common


    It's the pheromones.


    Francesca agrees. See her divorce from Mr. Tisane for details

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  • kid: u mad?

    neighbor: *smack*
  • Eeeevry once in a while, it's useful to know how to cause someone a lot of pain without injuring them, or leaving a mark.
  • Kid deserved it. Rotten crotch fruit. Hit him twice.

    /get off my lawn.
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