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NewportBarGuy: I'ma guess that their women deciding to wear pants drove him to drink.
Raharu: This will be swept under the rug inside of a week.
NewportBarGuy: Raharu: This will be swept under the rug inside of a week.A Republican MORMON Senator named Crapo? Popped for DUI?hahahahaha.... You must be incredibly cynical because they are going to feast on this like holiday lamb.
MorrisBird: named Crapo?
Raharu: He'll be fine. Remember, one law for use, another for them.
abb3w: Raharu: He'll be fine. Remember, one law for use, another for them.Actually, that's the odd part. Senators and Representatives routinely abuse that whole "privilege from arrest" bit in the constitution.Was he drunk enough to forget that, or did he have too much integrity?
fusillade762: I will also undertake measures to ensure that this circumstance is never repeatedLike what? There's no cure for stupid.
BSABSVR: In the past, Crapo has told reporters that he abstains from drinking alcohol. At this point, it would be irresponsible not to speculate as to whether or he is a butt-chugger.
marius2: Only if we could get a Kennedy to screw up this bad!