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  • Holloway Road sword attack - 1 victim

    Sandy Hook Elementary School shooting - 26 victims

    I don't know how you can reconcile the fact that guns are far more lethal on a per-incident basis than any other weapon.
  • AverageAmericanGuy: Holloway Road sword attack - 1 victim


    Injured. Not killed, even.
  • AverageAmericanGuy: Holloway Road sword attack - 1 victim

    Sandy Hook Elementary School shooting - 26 victims

    I don't know how you can reconcile the fact that guns are far more lethal on a per-incident basis than any other weapon.


    Not "any" other weapon, but access to planes is well regulated.
  • SnarfVader: AverageAmericanGuy: Holloway Road sword attack - 1 victim

    Sandy Hook Elementary School shooting - 26 victims

    I don't know how you can reconcile the fact that guns are far more lethal on a per-incident basis than any other weapon.

    Not "any" other weapon, but access to planes is well regulated.


    Touché
  • fusillade762: AverageAmericanGuy: Holloway Road sword attack - 1 victim

    Injured. Not killed, even.

    if the woman had been packing heat, there would have been zero injuries... This is what a country gets when thy give up their right to bare arms. Thanks a lot obummer...
  • Elzar: This is what a country gets when thy give up their right to bare arms.


    I've got bare arms right now! Come at me bro!
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    In a monarchy, this is the limit of allowable technology in private hands. Doesn't matter whether you're the monarch of North Korea or Britain; the peasantry needs to be kept as defenseless as possible.
  • AverageAmericanGuy: Holloway Road sword attack - 1 victim

    Sandy Hook Elementary School shooting - 26 victims

    I don't know how you can reconcile the fact that guns are far more lethal on a per-incident basis than any other weapon.


    Yet neither the gun nor the sword committed these crimes.
  • ignorance is bliss, subby. folks in Britain can have firearms, they just use them for hunting animals as they are intended.
  • Since when is a gas mask a weapon ?
  • AverageAmericanGuy: Holloway Road sword attack - 1 victim

    Sandy Hook Elementary School shooting - 26 victims

    I don't know how you can reconcile the fact that guns are far more lethal on a per-incident basis than any other weapon.


    We prefer our attacks supersized, with cheese.
  • feckingmorons: AverageAmericanGuy: Holloway Road sword attack - 1 victim

    Sandy Hook Elementary School shooting - 26 victims

    I don't know how you can reconcile the fact that guns are far more lethal on a per-incident basis than any other weapon.

    Yet neither the gun nor the sword committed these crimes.


    They did make the crimes heck of a lot easier to accomplish, though.
  • Maybe if he didn't have a shiatty piece of Chinese stainless steel he might have done more.

    Not that doing more would have a good thing. I'm just saying he had a terrible mail order sword.
  • feckingmorons: AverageAmericanGuy: Holloway Road sword attack - 1 victim

    Sandy Hook Elementary School shooting - 26 victims

    I don't know how you can reconcile the fact that guns are far more lethal on a per-incident basis than any other weapon.

    Yet neither the gun nor the sword committed these crimes.


    violence:crashing::sword:bike::gun:re gional jet
  • feckingmorons: AverageAmericanGuy: Holloway Road sword attack - 1 victim

    Sandy Hook Elementary School shooting - 26 victims

    I don't know how you can reconcile the fact that guns are far more lethal on a per-incident basis than any other weapon.

    Yet neither the gun nor the sword committed these crimes.



    Therefor, no one convicted of a DUI should have their driver's license suspended.

    After all, the car didn't commit the crime.
  • KrispyKritter: ignorance is bliss, subby. folks in Britain can have firearms, they just use them for hunting animals as they are intended.


    Well in all fairness to the gun-obsessed culture of the US, humans ARE animals.


    /Just sayin'
  • KrispyKritter: ignorance is bliss, subby. folks in Britain can have firearms, they just use them for hunting animals as they are intended.


    Except the 2nd Amendment has nothing to do with hunting and EVERYTHING to do with a violent revolution to topple the government.

    Before a standing army can rule, the people must be disarmed; as they are in almost every kingdom of Europe. The supreme power in America cannot enforce unjust laws by the sword; because the whole body of the people are armed, and constitute a force superior to any band of regular troops that can be, on any pretence, raised in the United States.
    Noah Webster

    "I ask, Sir, what is the militia? It is the whole people. To disarm the people is the best and most effectual way to enslave them."
    George Mason
    Co-author of the Second Amendment
    during Virginia's Convention to Ratify the Constitution, 1788

    "What country can preserve its liberties if their rulers are not warned from time to time that their people preserve the spirit of resistance. Let them take arms."
    Thomas Jefferson

    "The strongest reason for people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government."
    - Thomas Jefferson
  • kmmontandon: feckingmorons: AverageAmericanGuy: Holloway Road sword attack - 1 victim

    Sandy Hook Elementary School shooting - 26 victims

    I don't know how you can reconcile the fact that guns are far more lethal on a per-incident basis than any other weapon.

    Yet neither the gun nor the sword committed these crimes.


    Therefor, no one convicted of a DUI should have their driver's license suspended.

    After all, the car didn't commit the crime.


    Driving is a privilege, not a right.
  • TheyCallMeC0WB0Y: KrispyKritter: ignorance is bliss, subby. folks in Britain can have firearms, they just use them for hunting animals as they are intended.

    Except the 2nd Amendment has nothing to do with hunting and EVERYTHING to do with a violent revolution to topple the government.

    Before a standing army can rule, the people must be disarmed; as they are in almost every kingdom of Europe. The supreme power in America cannot enforce unjust laws by the sword; because the whole body of the people are armed, and constitute a force superior to any band of regular troops that can be, on any pretence, raised in the United States.
    Noah Webster

    "I ask, Sir, what is the militia? It is the whole people. To disarm the people is the best and most effectual way to enslave them."
    George Mason
    Co-author of the Second Amendment
    during Virginia's Convention to Ratify the Constitution, 1788

    "What country can preserve its liberties if their rulers are not warned from time to time that their people preserve the spirit of resistance. Let them take arms."
    Thomas Jefferson

    "The strongest reason for people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government."
    - Thomas Jefferson


    Obama isn't coming to have sex with your wife, calm down.
  • Triumph: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x422]

    In a monarchy, this is the limit of allowable technology in private hands. Doesn't matter whether you're the monarch of North Korea or Britain; the peasantry needs to be kept as defenseless as possible.


    Oh, like your guns will protect you from what this government has.

    Good call.
  • fusillade762: AverageAmericanGuy: Holloway Road sword attack - 1 victim

    Injured. Not killed, even.


    Really? Do you guys know what IED means? Anyone can build a bomb with a trip to Home Depot and $20.

    And if the FBI is watching: God bless America.

    Outlaw something that already exists and you get a black market where only the worst have access.

    Not unlike abortion. It's sad and awful. And it has to stay legal and safe. Good people shouldn't lose rights because of the dregs. And if it isn't obvious, I'm pro-choice because women deserve the right.
  • TheyCallMeC0WB0Y: EVERYTHING to do with a violent revolution to topple the government.


    And guns aren't going to do a damn thing about it. If a government is bent on killing its own civilians in mass numbers, there's fighter jets and nukes and mustard gas and submarines and aircraft carriers etc. etc. etc.
  • kmmontandon: feckingmorons: AverageAmericanGuy: Holloway Road sword attack - 1 victim

    Sandy Hook Elementary School shooting - 26 victims

    I don't know how you can reconcile the fact that guns are far more lethal on a per-incident basis than any other weapon.

    Yet neither the gun nor the sword committed these crimes.


    Therefor, no one convicted of a DUI should have their driver's license suspended.

    After all, the car didn't commit the crime.


    Correct but you also don't need a license to purchase a car only to legally operate. And a suspended license doesn't forfeit the vehicle just means you can't legally operate it. And if a car didnt have a driver it would just sit there... just like a gun. So your line of reasoning makes no sense.
  • 12349876: TheyCallMeC0WB0Y: EVERYTHING to do with a violent revolution to topple the government.

    And guns aren't going to do a damn thing about it. If a government is bent on killing its own civilians in mass numbers, there's fighter jets and nukes and mustard gas and submarines and aircraft carriers etc. etc. etc.


    Yes, but we can't ruin his little fantasies now can we?
  • ArcadianRefugee: Since when is a gas mask a weapon ?


    Well, if you put a scope and a folding stock on it ...
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