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NewportBarGuy: That made me very happy :)
LowbrowDeluxe: I got to 'stuns' and thought one of them had finally snapped and started tasering kids.
WordsnCollision: /also unimpressed
Smeggy Smurf: I'm usually grumpy as hell but this got to me. Good for you Santa.
Pray 4 Mojo: I thought this story was so sweet that I just shared it with my brother's kids.Now my sister-in-law is trying to explain the concept that "Mall Santas are just helpers" to my crying 6 year old nephew.Whoops.I need to drink more.Or less maybe.