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  • Right. The dog.

    Not the kid high on LSD sitting to her right? That kid's tripping balls.
  • How can we tell the difference?

    /Breitbart/NRO humor...
  • AverageAmericanGuy: That kid's tripping balls.


    Dude.  She's at a children's hospital.  He doesn't look ok because he's probably sick with something...or maybe its the drugs they gave him to help with why he's there in the first place.

    And because it does look like he's tripping balls.
  • I always forget how big of a dog he is, until he makes the news again. I smiled pretty big, dogs are great. Merry Christmas farkers.
  • violentsalvation: I smiled pretty big, dogs are great.


    My 140lb Newfie is curled up in a ball at my feet...or at least the part of her that can snuggle on my feet.  She's a big, fluffy, gentle giant.
  • ambassador_ahab: violentsalvation: I smiled pretty big, dogs are great.

    My 140lb Newfie is curled up in a ball at my feet...or at least the part of her that can snuggle on my feet.  She's a big, fluffy, gentle giant.


    My 10lb rat terrorist is in "her chair" right beside me, dreaming about chasing a rabbit, or something.
  • D'awww. My 42 lbs of black hearted cattle dog hell thinks she's a lap dog too. She LOVES story time and won't let the kid touch the pages.
  • Dogs are my favorite people.

    /also 7 posts in, no trolling yet? Truly a Fark Christmas miracle.
  • She's awesome. The dog's a little froo froo, but I love her.
  • Salt Lick Steady: She's awesome. The dog's a little froo froo, but I love her.


    I sure hope you love her ... You'rer paying for her $4 million bi-monthly vacation. Where was the $100K a year official dog handler? This was no accident, but obviously a staged photo-op, otherwise that handler would be in trouble.
  • gadian: D'awww. My 42 lbs of black hearted cattle dog hell thinks she's a lap dog too. She LOVES story time and won't let the kid touch the pages.


    Hey cattle dogs aren't black hearted... theyre just farking insane. But sweet lord they are hilarious.
  • violentsalvation: ambassador_ahab: violentsalvation: I smiled pretty big, dogs are great.

    My 140lb Newfie is curled up in a ball at my feet...or at least the part of her that can snuggle on my feet.  She's a big, fluffy, gentle giant.

    My 10lb rat terrorist is in "her chair" right beside me, dreaming about chasing a rabbit, or something.


    You're harboring a terrorist?

    /hee. Rat Terriers are fun :3
  • planes: Salt Lick Steady: She's awesome. The dog's a little froo froo, but I love her.

    I sure hope you love her ... You'rer paying for her $4 million bi-monthly vacation. Where was the $100K a year official dog handler? This was no accident, but obviously a staged photo-op, otherwise that handler would be in trouble.


    Well, it's no dancing horse.
  • ZGMF X10A
    Hey cattle dogs aren't black hearted... theyre just farking insane. But sweet lord they are hilarious.

    She didn't used to be, but she's lost all of her sense of humor the last year or so. Bitter, bitter pup. She still likes story time though. And mauling squeaky rabbits.
  • planes: Salt Lick Steady: She's awesome. The dog's a little froo froo, but I love her.

    I sure hope you love her ... You'rer paying for her $4 million bi-monthly vacation. Where was the $100K a year official dog handler? This was no accident, but obviously a staged photo-op, otherwise that handler would be in trouble.


    I'm really glad this thread isn't about Laura Bush. It could've gotten ugly.
  • ZGMF X10A: Hey cattle dogs aren't black hearted... theyre just farking insane. But sweet lord they are hilarious.


    you could make an awesome comedy horror starring a young kid with the personality of a cattle dog
  • gadian: ZGMF X10A
    Hey cattle dogs aren't black hearted... theyre just farking insane. But sweet lord they are hilarious.

    She didn't used to be, but she's lost all of her sense of humor the last year or so. Bitter, bitter pup. She still likes story time though. And mauling squeaky rabbits.


    Sounds familiar... mine liked to growl at me every time i shoved her ass over to make space for myself in my own bed, and leave baby bunnies in the basement for the cats to play with... never thought i'd say this, but lord i miss her laundry list of neuroses.. of course she also herded the cats, kept her toys more organized than i do my own, and had a pathological need to go out at least three times an hour... and i thought I had OCD..
  • ZGMF X10A: gadian: D'awww. My 42 lbs of black hearted cattle dog hell thinks she's a lap dog too. She LOVES story time and won't let the kid touch the pages.

    Hey cattle dogs aren't black hearted... theyre just farking insane. But sweet lord they are hilarious.


    Here in Australia (where we invented the damn things), we call 'em "land sharks"... they are, indeed, insane. And bitey.
  • 75 lb black lab mix. Dogs like to be at the center of attention whether it's a keg stand or broken toe. The love for dogs is primal, subconscious. You've got to laugh.
  • I am waiting for the day when we have a President with a cat. I am going to go all out and find/make the most incredible ornament I can find, and then fill it with cat nip. And send it to them as a christmas gift. :-D
  • Mock26: I am waiting for the day when we have a President with a cat. I am going to go all out and find/make the most incredible ornament I can find, and then fill it with cat nip. And send it to them as a christmas gift. :-D


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    You must be really, really, really, young.
  • Mock26: I am waiting for the day when we have a President with a cat. I am going to go all out and find/make the most incredible ornament I can find, and then fill it with cat nip. And send it to them as a christmas gift. :-D


    *ahem*

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  • Good lord, that dog is huge! When did he get that big??!
  • You know how grotesque the US right has become when even British Daily Mail readers condemn their comments as vile and unacceptable.

    The Daily Mail. The paper that supported, to begin with, the rise of Hitler. They think you're scum. Says a lot.
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