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Gyrfalcon: As long as they leave.
vabeard: Guy in a neighboring town shot his father-in-law in the head twice, then killed himself.Merry Murder-Suicide Christmas.
NannyStatePark: You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here...I'm getting too honest in my middle age to be around my shiat for brains family. It's like the people who go on Jerry Springer except they can use three syllable words.Mom, Fark you,you egg donating welfare sponging shameful lazy biatch. For standing by while we suffered, and making us work as children to buy the booze that ultimately killed the man you let watch us beat you until i caught him cheating on you. The one who didnt think i was his until he saw my son. I wish you had died instead of my MIL.I feel better now. Jail did not ensue.
phrawgh: Society is falling apart, thanks to demons like those on here. We need to get God back in our families.
NannyStatePark: You are so damn lucky...I am resisting the urge to throw a sack of broken ornaments in my Moms driveway right now, she's only 15 mins. away hamming it up with my codependent but loveable sister.I tried to make it work with her as an adult, but the last birthday we planned wasn't good enough for her so she hasn't spoken to me for three years, and y'all heard what she would if she tried now!