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Pud: [t2.gstatic.com image 256x144]She just has better insurance.
The My Little Pony Killer: According to a police report, a 17-year-old girl stood in a parking spot at the Cartersville Walmart to hold it for a friend who had just given birth.She didn't want the friend to have to walk too far into the store.There are two things the idiot teen could have done here. 1) Grab a mobility cart for her friend so that she wouldn't have to risk losing babby weight by walking around, and 2) Not had her friend go to freaking WalMart with her right after giving birth.
BunkyBrewman: I had a similar experience some years ago at the Bridgewater mall in NJ.I was about to pull into a space when a girl jumped out of the car she was in (in the next aisle of over) and jumped in the spot as I was pulling in. I stopped halfway in and she is shouting that she's not going to move. I let her know I wasn't going to either and that it was nice and toasty warm in my car while she was freezing. Her boyfriend drives around, says something to her and then drives off. She waited another few minutes and then I got my space.
LarryDan43: My hover round doesn't have a full charge, can't risk getting a spot towards the back.
dryknife: School boards are made up of terrorizers.
jayhawk88: There's just something about parking spaces that turns people crazy. My wife's like this: She'll want me to drive around the lot for 10 minutes, stalking people walking out of the store, rather than just going to park in the boonies and be done with it. "Oh look, those two are walking to their car, sit here and clog up this lane for 3 minutes while we wait for them to leave."It's like, woman, do you know who I am? Are you familiar with my past works? If my foot had just been chopped off I wouldn't do that.
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