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I think I'd contact the Department of High Speed Projectiles.
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The My Little Pony Killer: If there's a coyote in your neighborhood, chances are it was the coyote's neighborhood first.
True. And as long as they don't attack me, we'll get along just fine.
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brantgoose: Three coyotés? Can I get that on a t-shirt?
On the next full moon.
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brantgoose: Three coyotés? Can I get that on a t-shirt?
+1
/lives in the country
//not worried about no stinkin coyotes
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They include that detail as though it means his injuries were bad or something.
If you don't want to wait all night in the ER, then show up with life-threatening problems. You get whisked right through.
If you want to wait until almost everyone else has been seen, then show up with something that could go untreated a couple of days without posing a serious risk to your health.
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Creepy cause I was a couple hours out from anywhere. I guess Ill make sure to carry my sidearm just to be safe.
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/too soon?
//too much?
///tries to cover all the bases.
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Bit'O'Gristle: If he had been armed with the hunting weapon of choice, the bushmaster in .223, he would have been fine.
Because when you're being swarmed by smaller animals, a rifle with a long barrel is ideal, right?
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fjnorton: I've heard packs of 40 to 50 of em from the howls in the woods behind my house but I've never seen them.
Creepy cause I was a couple hours out from anywhere. I guess Ill make sure to carry my sidearm just to be safe.
chances are, there were 10 or fewer in the woods - when they get to talking to each other, it sounds like a roomful of 'em chattering....
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blankmangedeux: fjnorton: I've heard packs of 40 to 50 of em from the howls in the woods behind my house but I've never seen them.
Creepy cause I was a couple hours out from anywhere. I guess Ill make sure to carry my sidearm just to be safe.
chances are, there were 10 or fewer in the woods - when they get to talking to each other, it sounds like a roomful of 'em chattering....
My guess is more like 4-5. I've seen a pack that size and the howl sounds like an auditorium full of them.
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Obscure?
/NO
//DOESN'T YOUR OBSCURE,
///CALBERT
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This just in: man shot, diagnosed with a bullet hole.
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HotWingAgenda: Based on his side of the story, sounds like this asshole went over and tried to pet them and got nipped. Coyotes do not attack humans; small dogs and cats, maybe, but never people.
I hope so. I go for walks where there are coyotes. I'm not walking a small dog/coyote treat, but still. If there are half a dozen of them, and they're really hungry?
Maybe I should get one of those stout walking sticks.
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HotWingAgenda is probably right. Got too close and got scratched. His fault.
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