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ultraholland: farkingismybusiness: You think after robbing a bank he would be able to afford a Z job.what's a Z job?
Mentat: At least it wasn't the Rim Job.
Lionel Mandrake: Officers found the man sitting in the doorway, and realized he looked a lot like the guy from the bank robbery, a police spokesman said in a statement. Confronted with the allegations, the man said he was only trying to hide money in his pants.So...wait...the guy basically admitted to being a bank robber in order to justify having his hand stuff down his pants?"Sure, I rob banks, but I don't do that!!"
blackhonda: The best heist movie is The Heist with Gene Hackman.
dahmers love zombie: [i.imgur.com image 451x324]