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Arkanaut: ENTERTAINMENT HEADLINE OF THE YEAR: Whitney Houston beats Bobby Brown to death(submitter: WhoIsWillo )Runner-up: Congratulations to Amy Winehouse. One year sober(submitter: Misch )Man, we are such terrible people.//congrats to all and thanks for the lulz.
Unfreakable: For the runners up in each contest: Six months of free TF
Popcorn Johnny: What are the prizes for the winners?
Calvin Butterball: Maybe I'm late to the party, but what about the epic headline from February 1st: "Don Cornelius kicks off Black History Month with a bang?"Was it considered too tasteless?/Hadn't laughed and shook my head "no" in a long, long time
swaxhog: Why are all the runner up headlines funnier?
Unfreakable: Popcorn Johnny: What are the prizes for the winners?I posted it about ten posts ago./post
Unfreakable: - For the first-place winner: $250 Amazon gift card- For the winners of each of the subtab, context, and pun contests: $100 Amazon gift card- For the runners up in each contest: Six months of free TFTo those of you listed as the winner or runner up in the contests: contact me to work out how I'll get your prize to you.
Unfreakable: I was sort of bummed when I saw that phlegmmo had two early runners up and was worried he'd turn into our own version of 0-4 Super Bowl-losing Buffalo Bills, but he got the win with his context headline of the year.Good work, everybody.
WhoIsWillo: Wow. Thanks for everyone who voted, and everyone who submitted. I love this site, and I thank everyone on here. Even you grumpy bastards.
Silly Jesus: Meh.
Unfreakable: - For the runners up in each contest: Six months of free TFTo those of you listed as the winner or runner up in the contests: contact me to work out how I'll get your prize to you.
SoupJohnB: Always reminds me of Esquire mag's old "Dubious Achievement Awards."/they still do that issue?//always funny
Contrabulous Flabtraption: I didn't win anything again so fark you all
Gig103: How close was the main headline contest? I thought both were good but felt the algebra joke was smarter and more worthy.
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