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Arkanaut: ENTERTAINMENT HEADLINE OF THE YEAR: Whitney Houston beats Bobby Brown to death(submitter: WhoIsWillo )Runner-up: Congratulations to Amy Winehouse. One year sober(submitter: Misch )Man, we are such terrible people.//congrats to all and thanks for the lulz.
Unfreakable: For the runners up in each contest: Six months of free TF
Popcorn Johnny: What are the prizes for the winners?
Calvin Butterball: Maybe I'm late to the party, but what about the epic headline from February 1st: "Don Cornelius kicks off Black History Month with a bang?"Was it considered too tasteless?/Hadn't laughed and shook my head "no" in a long, long time