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FirstNationalBastard: I assume they need a Latino heartthrob and a nondescript blonde white guy to partner with him.
Maus III: offers unlimited opportunities for someone who is looking for a challenge."SOunds liike military en;loistment propagand; ie well gikcinthe sjut aout of iyour!
Brontes: FirstNationalBastard: I assume they need a Latino heartthrob and a nondescript blonde white guy to partner with him.That might be what they want, but they will end up with 250 lbs fat guys stuffed into their uniforms that are out of breath by the time they walk up to your car to ask for license and registration.
Thanks for the Meme-ries:
Popcorn Johnny: I applied to become a state trooper many years ago but lost out because minority applicants were being given bonus points on their tests. Affirmative action can suck my dick.
sjcpjh1: I'm willing to bet they will get a ton of lateral transfers from other departments who have layoff problems.....like San Jose for starters.
SirEattonHogg: Yeah, and they will put you out for a 5 year stint in Fresno or Imperial county. Yipeeee!
blatz514: Thanks for the Meme-ries:God bless you./if that's your God//I crack up every time at that pic
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