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  • Who's counting anyway?  Even 300 is 295 more than you need to turn all critical cities in the US (or most any other industrialized nation) into glass parking lots.  Anything else is just overkill.

    Besides, what motive would they have to use them?  Attack any UN/NATO ally, and the world rains death upon you.  Attack us, and even if you survive the counterattack, you'll lose your biggest global customer, and still haven't received the previously mentioned death from above, sponsored by NATO.
  • Yeah... I'm not staying up late worrying that China is going to nuke us. They've got way too much invested in being part of the world to bother incinerating it.
  • Grand_Moff_Joseph: Who's counting anyway?  Even 300 is 295 more than you need to turn all critical cities in the US (or most any other industrialized nation) into glass parking lots.  Anything else is just overkill.

    Besides, what motive would they have to use them?  Attack any UN/NATO ally, and the world rains death upon you.  Attack us, and even if you survive the counterattack, you'll lose your biggest global customer, and still haven't received the previously mentioned death from above, sponsored by NATO.


    It would be much easier for them to say to us "xxxx trade concessions or we nuke japan and south korea, both who you're bound by treaty to defend,"
  • But if they nuke you into the stone age, an hour later you're civilized again
  • His team estimated that as many as 3,000 nuclear weapons could be hidden

    They possibly maybe could conceivably have 3,000.
    EVERYBODY PANIC!
  • Dammit. Fark keeps eating my line breaks.
  • Some 'Splainin' To Do: Yeah... I'm not staying up late worrying that China is going to nuke us. They've got way too much invested in being part of the world to bother incinerating it.


    You obviously do not understand the Chicom hive mind which is bent on racial domination of the globe by nature's most perfect specimen: the Han Chinese. So perfect they come with a 3 inch dick.
  • Come on now. No one thinks the Chinese are going to bomb the U.S. with nukes.
  • MaudlinMutantMollusk: But if they nuke you into the stone age, an hour later you're civilized again


    Werr prayed
  • Maybe the US government should spend more time spying on the Chinese than it's own citizens?
  • MaudlinMutantMollusk: But if they nuke you into the stone age, an hour later you're civilized again


    Har!
  • Obviously the only answer to this is to double or triple the US  defence budget. In fact, I propose the Defence Department take ALL incoming revenue, and give back what they don't need. Oh ya, and invoke conscription again. But only the homeless and people making less than $250000 a year.

    /Tea Party for the win!
  • They're far more likely to nuke themselves in the foot than they are to nuke the US.
  • Defense department guy, "oh shiat, they really almost actually might cut some of our grossly inflated budget"

    MI Complex 1%er, "quick, lets try to whip us up a new Cold War"

    Defense department guy, "phew, my great great great grand kids 150 years from now need to live in the lap of sybaritic luxury, and I was worried"
  • If China bombed the US, wouldn't China's economy cease to exist? They may "own" us, but we own all their "made in china" crap.. in fact, i think when i crap, its pre stamped "made in china". i'll have to check.
  • They'll never use them. Wanna know why? General Tso's chicken.
  • Brian Ryanberger:
    You obviously do not understand the Chicom hive mind which is bent on racial domination of the globe by nature's most perfect specimen: the Han Chinese. So perfect they come with a 3 inch dick.


    I hope you mean soft otherwise I'm going to be really disappointed with the assimilation.
  • How many does Israel have?
    /Somebody had to go there
  • fusillade762: His team estimated that as many as 3,000 nuclear weapons could be hidden

    They possibly maybe could conceivably have 3,000.
    EVERYBODY PANIC!


    Someone else noticed that little chunk of high grade weasel language as well huh? So basically they're saying that they have *storage space* for ~3,000 warheads. That's like saying just because someone has a three car garage they for sure have 3 cars. There are quite a few other methods and metrics for working out a nations likely nuclear stockpile size. Also, do they have reasonable long range delivery systems for 3,000 warheads? What *kind* of warheads are we talking about? Big ass cold war 1 megaton city breakers? 250 kiloton counterforce Mirvs for ICBMs? Little dinky 5 kiloton tactical jobs? The PANIC! and durp in that article where far above normal US intel levels for wargarble.
  • neongoats: Defense department guy, "oh shiat, they really almost actually might cut some of our grossly inflated budget"

    MI Complex 1%er, "quick, lets try to whip us up a new Cold War"

    Defense department guy, "phew, my great great great grand kids 150 years from now need to live in the lap of sybaritic luxury, and I was worried"


    I would laugh, if it weren't so true.

    /Eh, hell, I'll laugh anyway
    //Not like enough sheeple have woken up to do anything about it yet
  • 1) Nuke USA until it glows.
    2) Wait for it to cool off.
    3) Drop a million anchor babbys that were seeded in china and born in the USA.
    4) Profit?
  • Solid State Vittles: They'll never use them. Wanna know why? General Tso's chicken.


    Oh China. You terrify us with your army and your brutal government, but your chicken is delectable.

    /Also
    //MAD is a terrible, terrible idea
  • Brian Ryanberger: Some 'Splainin' To Do: Yeah... I'm not staying up late worrying that China is going to nuke us. They've got way too much invested in being part of the world to bother incinerating it.

    You obviously do not understand the Chicom hive mind which is bent on racial domination of the globe by nature's most perfect specimen: the Han Chinese. So perfect they come with a 3 inch dick.


    Don't even pretend your teaderping micropenis is any bigger. Poor thing, constantly crushed between your fat rolls and your power chair.
  • Some 'Splainin' To Do: Yeah... I'm not staying up late worrying that China is going to nuke us. They've got way too much invested in being part of the world to bother incinerating it.


    Also, it's cleaner and more beneficial to them to just owe our ass.
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