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WTF?!
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Linkable pedobear memes.
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/Thanks red230
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Indubitably: To pant
I'm just making the joke that these atypicals put on some pants, man, you? *)
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For every actual pedophile in the world there seems to be 1,000 raving lunatics that think they are commonplace and everywhere.
Your children are more likely to be raped by their uncle than a stranger at the beach.
So please, for the sake of your children, leave them at home for the next family reunion! There's gonna be a kiddy diddler there, I know it!
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twistofsin: Pedophiles!! Pedophiles everywhere!!!11!1!1222...3
For every actual pedophile in the world there seems to be 1,000 raving lunatics that think they are commonplace and everywhere.
Your children are more likely to be raped by their uncle than a stranger at the beach.
So please, for the sake of your children, leave them at home for the next family reunion! There's gonna be a kiddy diddler there, I know it!
I've come to the conclusion that humans like to be hysterical. That's why there's always a new end of the world after the current one fails to live up to the hype.
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''Nude Olympics with pants" just plain doing it wrong
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Tsar_Bomba1: Don't forget to stretch out those creamy hamstrings!!!
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I laughed at that way more than I should have.
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Here's a novel idea: the group organizing the event should tightly control admission, keep kids out, and it wouldn't hurt to screen out would-be participants with sexual assault convictions either.
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FTA: children's sack race and treasure hunt
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/ok with frontal female nudity but only if they're 18+
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twistofsin: Pedophiles!! Pedophiles everywhere!!!11!1!1222...3
For every actual pedophile in the world there seems to be 1,000 raving lunatics that think they are commonplace and everywhere.
Your children are more likely to be raped by their uncle than a stranger at the beach.
So please, for the sake of your children, leave them at home for the next family reunion! There's gonna be a kiddy diddler there, I know it!
You seem to be implying the uncle isn't a pedophile. If anything, I suspect the numbers are probably higher then suspected. When one is caught and reported in the news, I assume at least a hundred that got away. Even if they are mostly someones uncle or grandpa.
When I worked in the jail, there seemed to be a predominance of grandpa and step-dad cases.
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ferretman: Wait a second...the other day farkers were okay with porn being shown to 5 year olds...now there is a problem with nudist activities?
There is?
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Not that starting a sentence with the phrase "Dear Optimus Prime in Cybertron" would be conducive to getting admittance to such Olympic events I'd imagine...
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kidsizedcoffin: Maybe they could come up with names for the events that couldn't be misconstrued as something "worse".
FTA: children's sack race and treasure hunt
Wearing bottoms for the older mens sack race should be mandatory as well.
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The article does raise a question: if they're so worried about people looking at the kids' bottoms, then why are they forcing the kids to wear bottoms?
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