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twistofsin: Pedophiles!! Pedophiles everywhere!!!11!1!1222...3For every actual pedophile in the world there seems to be 1,000 raving lunatics that think they are commonplace and everywhere.Your children are more likely to be raped by their uncle than a stranger at the beach.So please, for the sake of your children, leave them at home for the next family reunion! There's gonna be a kiddy diddler there, I know it!
Tsar_Bomba1: Don't forget to stretch out those creamy hamstrings!!![a1.ec-images.myspacecdn.com image 393x590]
ferretman: Wait a second...the other day farkers were okay with porn being shown to 5 year olds...now there is a problem with nudist activities?
kidsizedcoffin: Maybe they could come up with names for the events that couldn't be misconstrued as something "worse".FTA: children's sack race and treasure hunt