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Government now oppressing those performing baptisms in Alabama

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kid_icarus

2013-01-10 12:02:00 PM

Funny how the colon totally changed the gist of that headline.

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Dr.Fey

2013-01-10 12:11:58 PM

kid_icarus: Funny how the colon totally changed the gist of that headline.

Funny how the colon totally changes the gist of headcheese.

/got nothing

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MrBallou

2013-01-10 12:22:59 PM

That's Decatur, Alabama, subby, not Tennessee. It is on the Tennessee River, however.

Decatur, Tennessee is a sleepy little town several miles upstream.

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Diogenes

2013-01-10 12:57:05 PM

Nice attempt at a tough guy look, baby face.

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Sybarite

2013-01-10 01:12:41 PM

They overheard her singing along with that Talking Heads cover.

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dpaul007

2013-01-10 03:43:07 PM

FTFA: "When the couple left the bar about 1 a.m. and walked onto a pier by the river..."

Which is exactly what you should do after spending half the night being harassed in a bar.

DUMBASSES.

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Curt Blizzah

2013-01-10 03:46:38 PM

I bet she made a nice.....

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TheOther

2013-01-10 03:55:29 PM

Is it cutting into Oxy sales?

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blatz514

2013-01-10 03:58:53 PM

Hard Cock Café
Robert Christopher Handock

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AliceBToklasLives

2013-01-10 04:15:23 PM

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Pair-o-Dice

2013-01-10 04:24:11 PM

MrBallou: That's Decatur, Alabama, subby, not Tennessee. It is on the Tennessee River, however.

Decatur, Tennessee is a sleepy little ~~town~~ sh*t hole several miles upstream.

Everybody there kinda looks the same. Coincidence?

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theorellior

2013-01-10 04:29:24 PM

Diogenes: Nice attempt at a tough guy look, baby face.

Needs moar molestache.

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d23

2013-01-10 04:32:07 PM

Hard Dock Cafe?

Trademark infringement??

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MBooda

2013-01-10 05:05:26 PM

Down to the river? You betcha!

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Kibbler

2013-01-10 05:11:23 PM

Yes, Robert Christopher Hancock, you are totally hardcore badass, throwing a woman into a river, and that tough-guy mugshot will certainly frighten off all of the other guys in jail. They will certainly steer a clear path around you! They will certainly behave with fear and deference in your presence! Nobody will dream of making you their project!

Yes, Robert Christopher Hancock, you can rest easy in your cell.

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WhyKnot

2013-01-10 05:38:41 PM

I hope the two jackasses get the shiat kicked out of them in jail...bunch of assholes.

1) Harass the couple all evening until they are finally tossed from the bar,
2) lay in wait until the couple leaves,
3) sucker punch the boyfriend...as opposed to a direct confrontation and fight,
4) throw a person into a river...in the middle of the night...in 27 degree weather,
5) steal from the couple afterwards.

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MrBallou

2013-01-10 06:15:48 PM

Pair-o-Dice: MrBallou: That's Decatur, Alabama, subby, not Tennessee. It is on the Tennessee River, however.

Decatur, Tennessee is a sleepy little town sh*t hole several miles upstream.

Everybody there kinda looks the same. Coincidence?

You've got a lot of anger in you, friend. You should probably get a cat or something.

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thatboyoverthere

2013-01-10 07:28:23 PM

WhyKnot: 1) Harass the couple all evening until they are finally tossed from the bar,
2) lay in wait until the couple leaves,
3) sucker punch the boyfriend...as opposed to a direct confrontation and fight,
4) throw a person into a river...in the middle of the night...in 27 degree weather,
5) steal from the couple afterwards.

I'm pretty sure that could be considered Attempted Murder.

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