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kid_icarus: Funny how the colon totally changed the gist of that headline.
Funny how the colon totally changes the gist of headcheese.
/got nothing
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Decatur, Tennessee is a sleepy little town several miles upstream.
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Nice attempt at a tough guy look, baby face.
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Which is exactly what you should do after spending half the night being harassed in a bar.
DUMBASSES.
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Robert Christopher Handock
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MrBallou: That's Decatur, Alabama, subby, not Tennessee. It is on the Tennessee River, however.
Decatur, Tennessee is a sleepy little
townsh*t hole several miles upstream.Everybody there kinda looks the same. Coincidence?
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Diogenes: Nice attempt at a tough guy look, baby face.
Needs moar molestache.
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Trademark infringement??
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Yes, Robert Christopher Hancock, you can rest easy in your cell.
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1) Harass the couple all evening until they are finally tossed from the bar,
2) lay in wait until the couple leaves,
3) sucker punch the boyfriend...as opposed to a direct confrontation and fight,
4) throw a person into a river...in the middle of the night...in 27 degree weather,
5) steal from the couple afterwards.
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Pair-o-Dice: MrBallou: That's Decatur, Alabama, subby, not Tennessee. It is on the Tennessee River, however.
Decatur, Tennessee is a sleepy little town sh*t hole several miles upstream.
Everybody there kinda looks the same. Coincidence?
You've got a lot of anger in you, friend. You should probably get a cat or something.
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WhyKnot: 1) Harass the couple all evening until they are finally tossed from the bar,
2) lay in wait until the couple leaves,
3) sucker punch the boyfriend...as opposed to a direct confrontation and fight,
4) throw a person into a river...in the middle of the night...in 27 degree weather,
5) steal from the couple afterwards.
I'm pretty sure that could be considered Attempted Murder.
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/Don't talk about Polar Bears at a gay club
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/now, about that handbasket...
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