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Magruda: Don't they know the best way to kill a snake is to chop off its tail?
HotWingConspiracy: In an odd way, ruthlessly killing an invasive species is ethical treatment of animals.
Lionel Mandrake: Would it be more humane to kill them by shoving them up Ingrid Newkirk's ass?
dahmers love zombie: Kettler said, reptile biologists say, snakes can feel pain for up to an hour after decapitation because of their slow metabolism.This may be the stupidest thing I will read today. Apparently someone noticed that the bodies continue moving after decapitation (due to nerve action) and decided that...um...the head across the room must be feeling pain because of that.Besides, as SnarfVader noted, if you follow the rules, PETA's complaining is meaningless.
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