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  • I came up in NE, we used to get paid by the local Conklin store for bringing in left ears of coyotes. Bought many a plastic model kit from the Ben Franklin store at 2pm, paid for with ears we took that morning.

    /pro-gun control
    //still anti-coyote
  • From the Article:
    Sam Wilson, Game and Parks carnivore manager, told commissioners at their meeting Friday in Omaha that the state's estimated permanent population of 22 cats is large enough for a "limited harvest."

    22?

    22?

    Twenty farking Two ?!?!?


    22 cougars in the entire state. 1,855,525 humans. But it's the cougars that are out of control and need to be slaughtered? BULLshiat!

    Anyone who murders a cougar in Nebraska is a monster who deserves the death penalty for it.
  • Moriel: From the Article:
    Sam Wilson, Game and Parks carnivore manager, told commissioners at their meeting Friday in Omaha that the state's estimated permanent population of 22 cats is large enough for a "limited harvest."

    22?

    22?

    Twenty farking Two ?!?!?

    22 cougars in the entire state. 1,855,525 humans. But it's the cougars that are out of control and need to be slaughtered? BULLshiat!

    Anyone who murders a cougar in Nebraska is a monster who deserves the death penalty for it.


    Tell us how you really feel.
  • ArcadianRefugee: Tell us how you really feel.


    No. If I did that it would endanger Fark's reputation as a family friendly website.
  • Moriel: From the Article:
    Sam Wilson, Game and Parks carnivore manager, told commissioners at their meeting Friday in Omaha that the state's estimated permanent population of 22 cats is large enough for a "limited harvest."

    22?

    22?

    Twenty farking Two ?!?!?

    22 cougars in the entire state. 1,855,525 humans. But it's the cougars that are out of control and need to be slaughtered? BULLshiat!

    Anyone who murders a cougar in Nebraska is a monster who deserves the death penalty for it.


    Do you know how I know you've never been on a ranch?
  • Moriel: From the Article:
    Sam Wilson, Game and Parks carnivore manager, told commissioners at their meeting Friday in Omaha that the state's estimated permanent population of 22 cats is large enough for a "limited harvest."

    22?

    22?

    Twenty farking Two ?!?!?

    22 cougars in the entire state. 1,855,525 humans. But it's the cougars that are out of control and need to be slaughtered? BULLshiat!

    Anyone who murders a cougar in Nebraska is a monster who deserves the death penalty for it.


    I'm guessing you aren't for the 100 in SD then either.

    Link
  • Insatiable Jesus: Do you know how I know you've never been on a ranch?


    Do you know how I know you're wrong?

    /anti gun-control
    //still pro-coyote, pro-wolf, pro-cougar, etc.
  • I saw one of those 'round here once, eyeballing me from the other side of a 30 foot gulley out in the hills.

    I says to myself "hey, that's a big bobcat! what in the wide world of sports is a.....uh......bobcats don't have long tails. um"

    that sure was a big old cat and he went his way casting glances back over his tawny shoulder at me while I went mine, stumbling backwards back out of the woods.

    there's enough white-tail just around metro omaha to support 2 or 3 of 'em, I'd wager, and considering how many deer i dodge every night I'm glad to have them back around.

    farkin' deer with their herdin' up and daring one another to jump out in front of cars. that's a sick game, man.
  • Omahawg: I saw one of those 'round here once, eyeballing me from the other side of a 30 foot gulley out in the hills.

    I says to myself "hey, that's a big bobcat! what in the wide world of sports is a.....uh......bobcats don't have long tails. um"

    that sure was a big old cat and he went his way casting glances back over his tawny shoulder at me while I went mine, stumbling backwards back out of the woods.

    there's enough white-tail just around metro omaha to support 2 or 3 of 'em, I'd wager, and considering how many deer i dodge every night I'm glad to have them back around.

    farkin' deer with their herdin' up and daring one another to jump out in front of cars. that's a sick game, man.


    Having been to Fontenelle Forest several times, I know there are enough wild turkeys there to support a legion of mountain lions.
  • We saw tracks on my land south of Lincoln a few years back. I doubt anyone shot it, it kept the deer off the roads.
  • Also, there's a barbwire fence running along the western border of the state? Since when? Is it to keep the douchebags in CO?
  • TerminalEchoes: a legion of mountain lions.


    Bear cavalry... penguin army... mountain lion paratroopers?
  • A mountain lion is a predator. A predator which will prey upon humans, given the chance. The more mountain lions, the more chances of attacks. Our forefathers spent enormous energy in ridding this country of predators, to let them come back is to pretend you know something that they did not.
  • "Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me."

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  • Insatiable Jesus: A mountain lion is a predator. A predator which will prey upon humans, given the chance. The more mountain lions, the more chances of attacks. Our forefathers spent enormous energy in ridding this country of predators, to let them come back is to pretend you know something that they did not.


    Like how to build a house with a door that locks? How to use electricity? How to get back in the car when you see a lion? How to set up farmer's insurance for livestock?

    How to scare away a mountain lion?
  • HotWingAgenda: Insatiable Jesus: A mountain lion is a predator. A predator which will prey upon humans, given the chance. The more mountain lions, the more chances of attacks. Our forefathers spent enormous energy in ridding this country of predators, to let them come back is to pretend you know something that they did not.

    Like how to build a house with a door that locks? How to use electricity? How to get back in the car when you see a lion? How to set up farmer's insurance for livestock?

    How to scare away a mountain lion?


    Login: Insatiable Jesus
    Fark account number: 809157
    Account created: 2012-08-22 22:16:11

    Jesus in the username? check
    Account created less than 6mo ago? check
    Argument rests on "founding fathers" or "forefathers"? check

    I'm not saying you got trolled,

    but you got trolled.
  • I would like to see them around. I think they have a legitamate place in the North American food chain. And also...you can't yell "get in the car, it's a cow".
  • HotWingAgenda: Insatiable Jesus: A mountain lion is a predator. A predator which will prey upon humans, given the chance. The more mountain lions, the more chances of attacks. Our forefathers spent enormous energy in ridding this country of predators, to let them come back is to pretend you know something that they did not.

    Like how to build a house with a door that locks? How to use electricity? How to get back in the car when you see a lion? How to set up farmer's insurance for livestock?

    How to scare away a mountain lion?


    I love how at the end of every device description it states it hasn't been proven to work on lions
  • MurphyMurphy: HotWingAgenda: Insatiable Jesus: A mountain lion is a predator. A predator which will prey upon humans, given the chance. The more mountain lions, the more chances of attacks. Our forefathers spent enormous energy in ridding this country of predators, to let them come back is to pretend you know something that they did not.

    Like how to build a house with a door that locks? How to use electricity? How to get back in the car when you see a lion? How to set up farmer's insurance for livestock?

    How to scare away a mountain lion?

    Login: Insatiable Jesus
    Fark account number: 809157
    Account created: 2012-08-22 22:16:11

    Jesus in the username? check
    Account created less than 6mo ago? check
    Argument rests on "founding fathers" or "forefathers"? check

    I'm not saying you got trolled,

    but you got trolled.


    I'm not a troll. I spent some of my best years on a ranch in the Sandhills so big that it wasn't even fenced on two sides. I've shot hundreds of coyotes and would have made it my mission had I heard of a mountain lion.
  • Insatiable Jesus: A mountain lion human is a predator. A predator which will prey upon humans mountain lions, given the chance. The more mountain lions humans, the more chances of attacks. Our forefathers spent enormous energy in ridding this country of predators competition, to let them come back is to pretend you know something that they did not correct their mistakes.


    Ah! Much better. :)
  • Moriel: Insatiable Jesus: A mountain lion human is a predator. A predator which will prey upon humans mountain lions, given the chance. The more mountain lions humans, the more chances of attacks. Our forefathers spent enormous energy in ridding this country of predators competition, to let them come back is to pretend you know something that they did not correct their mistakes.

    Ah! Much better. :)


    One mountain lion, no vote.
  • Mitch Mitchell: I would like to see them around. I think they have a legitamate place in the North American food chain. And also...you can't yell "get in the car, it's a cow".


    You may have very well have just done what few have accomplished: caused Gary Larson to set down his coffee cup, inspired.
  • KrispyKritter: Mitch Mitchell: I would like to see them around. I think they have a legitamate place in the North American food chain. And also...you can't yell "get in the car, it's a cow".

    You may have very well have just done what few have accomplished: caused Gary Larson to set down his coffee cup, inspired.


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