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Smashed Hat: I love the fact that Joe Biden just happen to be at her mother's house."Happy Birthday! I just got done banging your mom!"
NewportBarGuy: "I've had a lot of good things happen on my birthday," she said. "This is probably the tip of the iceberg."You know who else didn't know how icebergs worked?
Shadowknight: can stop at a drop of a dime
redundantman: I've heard people say that Joe Biden is an exceptionally kind and generous man. Sounds like somebody that would be fun to have an adult beverage with..
alienated: Shadowknight: can stop at a drop of a dimewell, many years ago, dropping a dime meant calling the cops, as calls on these things called pay phones cost a dime. If someone dropped a dime, it meant that one was, ahem- out of business. So, one stopped right away and left town.
Shadowknight: My wife is the single most intelligent person I have ever met, but sometimes common things get left behind. She used to be a Navy nuke, after all.
Zafler: Shadowknight: My wife is the single most intelligent person I have ever met, but sometimes common things get left behind. She used to be a Navy nuke, after all.Ahh, an ET.
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