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  • So being really attractive is a two sided coin, eh?  Who woulda thought.

    Of course on the other side of the coin is; greater salariesundeserved promotions, more lenient sentences, ugh, lets stop the list there.....

    I wonder why your article didnt mention how your husband deals with your attractiveness?
  • The author, and most of the commenters, needs to grow a pair.
  • What about all the women who have harassed ME about my enormous dong? What about MY rights??

    /never happened once
    //cries softly to himself
  • Frederick: So being really attractive is a two sided coin, eh?  Who woulda thought.

    Of course on the other side of the coin is; greater salaries,  undeserved promotions, more lenient sentences, ugh, lets stop the list there.....

    I wonder why your article didnt mention how your husband deals with your attractiveness?


    Fark you. Attractive women are not the only women who deal with farkupitude from guys. I got the same crap this woman got, either of the same type, or worse, the same experience not tempered by a pretty face. If you're female, you're fair game, out there in the world of assholes.

    And her husband? Really?

    Go EABOD.
  • Don't worry DNWPG. If your real-life personality is anything like your Fark personality, they'll leave you alone as soon as they get to know you.
  • DO NOT WANT Poster Girl: Frederick: So being really attractive is a two sided coin, eh?  Who woulda thought.

    Of course on the other side of the coin is; greater salaries,  undeserved promotions, more lenient sentences, ugh, lets stop the list there.....

    I wonder why your article didnt mention how your husband deals with your attractiveness?

    Fark you. Attractive women are not the only women who deal with farkupitude from guys. I got the same crap this woman got, either of the same type, or worse, the same experience not tempered by a pretty face. If you're female, you're fair game, out there in the world of assholes.

    And her husband? Really?

    Go EABOD.


    Hmmm.  I read the article as I'm-so-pretty-guys-wont-leave-me-alone and apparently you read the article as all-men-are-rapists-in-waiting.

    Fark me & EABOD...?  Thats a little harsh.
  • She was wearing yoga pants.  Yoga pants are an aphrodisiac.

    If you don't want attention, wear sweatpants without "juicy" printed on the back.  Or mom jeans.  I have years of experience in looking unattractive.

    Go to a gay bar looking "nice?"  Yeah, the creeps come out.  That's expected.
  • Don't worry. Some day you'll hit that right age where you become invisible to men. Then it's fun to watch women freak out that they can't get attention anymore.
  • Honest Bender: Don't worry. Some day you'll hit that right age where you become invisible to men. Then it's fun to watch women freak out that they can't get attention anymore.


    And all those years of coasting by on looks and never developing a personality while complaining that they're only recognized for their looks come back to haunt them!
  • "Where's my magic button?" First, take off your panties.
  • "and a middle-aged guy"


    If it had been a hot young guy it would have been fine.
  • Woah... Someone has a lot of sand in their vagina.
  • Honest Bender: Don't worry. Some day you'll hit that right age where you become invisible to men. Then it's fun to watch women freak out that they can't get attention anymore.


    a heaping helping of THIS. the ho doth protest too much. like celebutards who call the paparazzi, then act like divas when they paps arrive.

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    DO NOT WANT Poster Girl: Frederick: So being really attractive is a two sided coin, eh?  Who woulda thought.

    Of course on the other side of the coin is; greater salaries,  undeserved promotions, more lenient sentences, ugh, lets stop the list there.....

    I wonder why your article didnt mention how your husband deals with your attractiveness?

    Fark you. Attractive women are not the only women who deal with farkupitude from guys. I got the same crap this woman got, either of the same type, or worse, the same experience not tempered by a pretty face. If you're female, you're fair game, out there in the world of assholes.

    And her husband? Really?

    Go EABOD.


    I see what you're saying, and agree with it. Again, leads back to the ho doth protest too much. She's not really, she's bragging. See also: hos who make a point of pointing out their BMI when it's on the low end.
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    "Where's my magic button?". Its called marriage sweetheart!

    // YES I know what ring that is
  • Ladies: You can have equality when you stop using your body to get free shiat.

    Deal?
  • FirstNationalBastard: Honest Bender: Don't worry. Some day you'll hit that right age where you become invisible to men. Then it's fun to watch women freak out that they can't get attention anymore.

    And all those years of coasting by on looks and never developing a personality while complaining that they're only recognized for their looks come back to haunt them!


    Eh, they'll just live throught their daughters. The circle completes itself.
  • To the author:

    I'm a dude. I'm a 5'10" 190 lb dude. I still sometimes walk to the other side of the street if someone who looks like bad news is coming toward me. I'd still get a cab rather than stand at a bus stop with someone who gives me the creeps. It's called common sense.

    Quit assuming that you're unfairly forced to have some common sense because you're pretty and a girl.

    As to the rude comments. Words only have power if you let them. Ignore them.

    Keep doing what you're doing - i.e. taking the smart steps to keep your self safe.... but just lose the "poor pretty me" attitude about doing it.
  • Honest Bender: Don't worry. Some day you'll hit that right age where you become invisible to men. Then it's fun to watch women freak out that they can't get attention anymore.


    Whoa -- too much honesty! You'll kill the hamster!
  • Smashed Hat: What about all the women who have harassed ME about my enormous dong? What about MY rights??


    This may make you feel better.

    /not a rickroll
  • Honest Bender: Don't worry. Some day you'll hit that right age where you become invisible to men. Then it's fun to watch women freak out that they can't get attention anymore.


    Wise you are.
  • Breaking News...Dudes can be assholes and unarmed women who've never figured out a way to defend themselves feel helpless!

    More at 11!
  • It's hard to concentrate on this in such a sandwich-free environment....
  • phillyguy1547: Quit assuming that you're unfairly forced to have some common sense because you're pretty and a girl.


    QFT
  • ModernLuddite: Ladies: You can have equality when you stop using your body to get free shiat.

    Deal?


    Never happen. Not just because men wouldn't allow it to happen, either. It's easier to deal with someone as a body, than as a person. It's easier to control (and be controlled). Things are simpler. Everyone likes simple.

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    Smashed Hat: What about all the women who have harassed ME about my enormous dong? What about MY rights??

    /never happened once
    //cries softly to himself



    Thank you for pointing this out. There are some major social differences at work here. There is no straight comparison at all. What do women want from men, that men will become harassed and frightened and angry about when women continue to pursue it from them without their permission (besides alimony)?
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