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What does your hotel know about you? If they use a black light, they know that it looks like Wilford Brimley strangled a hooker in the room

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flucto

2013-01-19 08:26:11 AM

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Tanthalas39

2013-01-19 08:29:52 AM

Shameless theft, subby.

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Rat

2013-01-19 08:31:03 AM

The folks at Motel 6 have the TP rolling from the top, and I like that about them.

© And that light is left on for a reason, pal

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Happy Hours

2013-01-19 08:34:36 AM

Looking you up on Faceplace and leave your dog a gift is creepy and intrusive.

Remembering that you asked for a WSJ on your last visit is just good service.

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teardrop

2013-01-19 08:36:52 AM

Sorry, I'd find that horribly intrusive.

As HH said, remembering what paper I ordered last time I was there is OK, but searching out personal stuff just to appear more "friendly" makes them look like stalkers.

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buntz

2013-01-19 08:39:13 AM

Tanthalas39: Shameless theft, subby.

Seriously! He didn't even get the quote right!

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gaslight

2013-01-19 08:40:44 AM

Of course you should game the system. Walk in muttering to your cell phone that you can't believe you invested in this crappy hotel chain and the best thing to do if things don't improve is to sell the thing to the Chinese.

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M-G

2013-01-19 08:41:06 AM

Would have preferred a Bob Crane reference lifted from Family Guy.

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Gunny Walker

2013-01-19 08:42:44 AM

Not the crappy hotels I stay in, subby. They didn't get the word last year that I don't like fleas in my bed.

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ArcadianRefugee

2013-01-19 08:43:35 AM

"We knew very little about her before she checked in, so we searched for her online and discovered she had a dog named Bo," the rep says. "When she arrived, there was a little doggy gift waiting in her room, with a notecard that said Bo misses you."

Euw.

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psychicdeath99

2013-01-19 08:43:56 AM

When Wilford Brimley strangles a hooker, there's never even a trace of a clue left behind, because Wilford Brimley by-God gets things done.

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BolshyGreatYarblocks

2013-01-19 08:49:15 AM

It's not creepy when Corporate Persons do it, citizen. Suck it, consumer.

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Fluid

2013-01-19 08:50:47 AM

This crosses the line from being helpful to being annoyingly intrusive, which has the opposite effect of what you're trying to achieve.

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petuniapup

2013-01-19 08:53:41 AM

Hadn't heard of any of the hotels in TFA. I'll stick with frugal anonymity, even if it's perhaps tinged with willful ignorance.

And the hospitality guy approved of the picture of his family? Seems like that would've gone down awkwardly: Picture it, he sees the picture, thinks his wife was thinking of him, and he calls her up. "Hey honey, thanks for arranging the picture of the family in my hotel room." She's like, Wha? And, in a horror story twist, THE PICTURE CAME FROM INSIDE THE HOTEL!

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Anastacya

2013-01-19 09:07:08 AM

Must be a slow news day. I remember this being on 20/20 or some such show back in the 90s.

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Prey4reign

2013-01-19 09:09:14 AM

psychicdeath99: When Wilford Brimley strangles a hooker, there's never even a trace of a clue left behind, because Wilford Brimley by-God gets things done.

Wrong. He leaves a trail of half-eaten, soggy oatmeal to the door.

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Vodka Zombie

2013-01-19 09:23:02 AM

Prey4reign: psychicdeath99: When Wilford Brimley strangles a hooker, there's never even a trace of a clue left behind, because Wilford Brimley by-God gets things done.

Wrong. He leaves a trail of half-eaten, soggy oatmeal to the door.

I'm telling ya, the diabeetus schtick is just an act with Brimley. When you wake the guy in a hotel room, there are literally needles everywhere, and though he tries to claim he had some blood sugar issues after eating the crappy room service, he'll punch you in your head if you even think to ask him about the bent spoons and rubber bands.

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Zotfripper

2013-01-19 09:47:17 AM

My room looks like a predator exploded.

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stewbert

2013-01-19 09:59:45 AM

My room looks like the South Park Randy jpg. The staff refuse to shake hands with me.

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bluenovaman

2013-01-19 10:10:23 AM

Sweet! So does this mean they are going to start leaving me joints on my pillows?

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Phineas

2013-01-19 10:19:54 AM

I hope the don't blacklight it, I came so many times all over the room i was just in for 12 days. Actually mostly on their towels.. they should probably throw those out. Sorry, next person who uses them.

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natazha

2013-01-19 10:21:06 AM

I don't travel for business any more and my vacations are strictly camping, but I remember Hilton as being incredibly intrusive even back in the '80s. They were the main reason I started using a different chain for every trip.

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kendejo42

2013-01-19 10:29:11 AM

Oak Tree Inn...North Platte Nebraska...............motion detectors in the room raise the A/C temp if you are gone BUT,,,,also heard the desk clerk say into the phone "OH, He's not in his room right now"

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