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scottydoesntknow: So if they did such a damn good job of hiding the rest of the body, why separate the head in the first place?/I say feed 'em to the "Alligator Gods" they worship so much//And by "Alligator Gods" I mean the ones at the local zoo
NutWrench: rub its head, like a nutjob
Apos: [www.museumofmythology.com image 210x550]"I, the great and powerful Sobek, reject these false and idiotic acolytes!"
Gyrfalcon: Apos: [www.museumofmythology.com image 210x550]"I, the great and powerful Sobek, reject these false and idiotic acolytes!"I was going to say that!I guess great minds think as one.
The One True TheDavid: Most murderers who don't commit the act in front of people, confess to somebody who might turn against them, pick the wrong accomplice and/or kill someone close to them to like their spouses are never caught. And those killers who don't do those stupid things but who are still caught are often tripped up by a fluke mistake, like the Son of Sam's parking tickets.Anybody who's reasonably careful can get away with thrill-killing a stranger: for example drive down a lonely wilderness road, shoot the first lone pedestrian you see, then calmly drive on back to the Interstate and away with the flow of traffic. (This is one reason why it's safer to hitchhike or even walk where there's lots of people.) If you buy gas or anything near there use cash, don't attract attention to yourself, and don't go by there again. After that all you'd have to do then is never ever tell anybody, just let that be your little secret.By the way, two things: I myself haven't driven since Fall of 2001 and haven't had access to a gun in far longer than that, and if you do try my idea and get caught don't tell them I put you up to it. Of all the reasons for killing somebody "because some guy on the Internet said this is probably the easiest kind of murder to get away with" is one of the worst and stupidest excuses I can imagine, so don't do that. (And if you do don't ever tell me or let me find out.)Anyway. This article the thread's about is one example of why I say that most violent offenders are stupid people who have very little to offer Society and are usually worthless even to themselves. Why do we bother warehousing such people for decades?
KrispyKritter: personally i can't wrap my head around any government that would send people in to kill others, call it a war, a police action, etcetera. the first war should have been the last war. the pain and suffering and cruelty it brings, merely telling people about it should be more than enough reason to never do such a thing again. yet mankinds history is steeped in violence and bloodshed. it is these mentally deficient people who are willing to harm others that allow other twisted minds to take power and lord over man. so we are cursed to be under the thumb of those willing and able to use pain and suffering to make us cowtow to their will. sick, sad world.
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