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  • The 54-year-old St. Charles resident told police he was showing off a .25 caliber pistol he thought was unloaded

    Someone this stupid should not be allowed to handle guns, let alone sell them.
  • 18 people were murdered in Chicago in the first 10 days of the year. Nobody died at a gun show. If you want me I'll be at a gun show, they are obviously much safer than Chicago.
  • Responsible gun ownership thread.
  • At least the bullets are going in the right direction.
  • THE GUN IS ALWAYS LOADED
  • The man told police he was trying to dry fire, or fire the gun without a round in it. He said the gun was unloaded when he checked it earlier in the week and he didn't know who would have loaded it. Police found another loaded gun on the man's table and unloaded it, according to the report.
  • feckingmorons: 18 people were murdered in Chicago in the first 10 days of the year. Nobody died at a gun show. If you want me I'll be at a gun show, they are obviously much safer than Chicago.


    We agree - all guns are clearly very dangerous and should be regulated.
  • vartian: feckingmorons: 18 people were murdered in Chicago in the first 10 days of the year. Nobody died at a gun show. If you want me I'll be at a gun show, they are obviously much safer than Chicago.

    We agree - all guns are clearly very dangerous and should be regulated.


    No, not all of the murders were with guns, 15 were, two were with knives and one guy was beaten to death. The common denominator is criminals. We need to better regulate criminals.
  • feckingmorons: 18 people were murdered in Chicago in the first 10 days of the year. Nobody died at a gun show. If you want me I'll be at a gun show, they are obviously much safer than Chicago.


    Not only that, but Obama is from Chicago, and he is a Negro, you know. Therefore idiots shooting themselves at gun shows are better than Negroes.
  • so he shot himself with a .25 that he owned and was either racking or dry firing?


    So much wrong with this story
  • I think it's clear that the only guns that need to be regulated are those owned by Chicago thugs.
  • vartian: The man told police he was trying to dry fire, or fire the gun without a round in it. He said the gun was unloaded when he checked it earlier in the week and he didn't know who would have loaded it. Police found another loaded gun on the man's table and unloaded it, according to the report.


    He's lucky he just shot himself and didn't kill anyone else. How do you leave something like "the gun was unloaded a week ago" to chance?

    I'm not a gun person and even I know the basic rules of "the gun is ALWAYS loaded" and "don't point a gun at anything you're not willing to shoot/kill."
  • Clearly Obama, in concert with the indestructible shadow armies of the U.N., used their their time machine(s) to discredit this brilliant patriot by secretly loading this firearm of unimaginable destructive power and then unleashed their mind control rays to force him to act in an asstardedly irresponsible fashion all with the greater goal of forcing every American who cheered at the end of "Rocky IV" into indentured servitude making -- and then destroying -- Larry the Cable Guy memorabilia.

    When will you sheeple finally see how simple it is?
  • Fark gun control, can we enforce using your brain control?
  • feckingmorons: 18 people were murdered in Chicago in the first 10 days of the year. Nobody died at a gun show. If you want me I'll be at a gun show, they are obviously much safer than Chicago.


    Chicago should enact some tough guns laws.  That'll stop the violence.
  • Can we just ban stupid people?

    Now I understand this proposal won't be popular with everyone, so how about we just ban high-capacity assault stupidity.  Like, if you're really, really stupid and in a position where your stupidity could do a lot of damage, then you get taken away and melted down and fed to geese or something.

    Granted, this proposal would change the makeup of Washington DC, the major media, all of Fox "news," and most of the NASCAR, MLB, and NFL fan base, and it would cut into the profits of the  Anheuser Busch brewing company, as well as decimating the two major political parties.  But in the end, wouldn't it be worth it?
  • fusillade762: The 54-year-old St. Charles resident told police he was showing off a .25 caliber pistol he thought was unloaded

    Someone this stupid should not be allowed to handle guns, let alone sell them.


    How hard is it to eject a clip, rack the slide and lock it back, and visually clear the chamber?
  • Yes. I just called a magazine a clip. I'm self-correcting myself. SORRY FARK SOCIETY OF PEDANTS.
  • BronyMedic: Yes. I just called a magazine a clip. I'm self-correcting myself. SORRY FARK SOCIETY OF PEDANTS.


    Why do you hate freedom so much?
  • Why is the answer either arm everybody or disarm everybody? The problems causing gun violence runs much deeper than who has and who doesn't have a gun. It's education, opportunities, mental health, proper parenting, and yes, easy access to firearms. This isn't going to be solved any time soon, but as long as the debate is reduced to guns good v. guns bad it will never be solved.
  • bronyaur1: feckingmorons: 18 people were murdered in Chicago in the first 10 days of the year. Nobody died at a gun show. If you want me I'll be at a gun show, they are obviously much safer than Chicago.

    Not only that, but Obama is from Chicago, and he is a Negro, you know. Therefore idiots shooting themselves at gun shows are better than Negroes.


    If you say so you racist.
  • jmadisonbiii: feckingmorons: 18 people were murdered in Chicago in the first 10 days of the year. Nobody died at a gun show. If you want me I'll be at a gun show, they are obviously much safer than Chicago.

    Chicago should enact some tough guns laws.  That'll stop the violence.


    They should make the whole city a gun free zone.
  • BronyMedic: Yes. I just called a magazine a clip. I'm self-correcting myself. SORRY FARK SOCIETY OF PEDANTS.


    Why don't you make a point rather than post so much? Quality is much more impressive than quantity.
  • jmadisonbiii: feckingmorons: 18 people were murdered in Chicago in the first 10 days of the year. Nobody died at a gun show. If you want me I'll be at a gun show, they are obviously much safer than Chicago.

    Chicago should enact some tough guns laws.  That'll stop the violence.


    Apparently some have breached the wall and have begun to smuggle firearms in. They should really find and repair the damaged sections.
  • feckingmorons: 18 people were murdered in Chicago in the first 10 days of the year. Nobody died at a gun show. If you want me I'll be at a gun show, they are obviously much safer than Chicago.


    What a bunch of lightweights, right? I mean, you can take down 20 six-year-olds in maybe, what? 30 seconds? Don't even need to reload! Pause for a quick MAGAZINE change, and you can give everyone a quick double-tap to make sure they're not just pretending.

    Chicago, you wimps. Can't do REAL patriotic rates-of-fire, can you?
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