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"Police said Fazal was weaving all over the road and attempted to negotiate a turn at Granada Boulevard and Old Tomoka Road when she struck a curb."
She would have negotiated the turn, but the turn became argumentative.
fusillade762: [www.clickorlando.com image 640x236]I'd hit it.
Mister Peejay: How many fents and/or crubs did she hit?
numbone: Fazal took a breathlyzer test and police said she blew twice the legal limit and was arrested..Reads better this way.
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