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fragMasterFlash: as long as you can still get your ankles behind your ears you are not too fat.
Gyrfalcon: OK, well, I like muscular ripped men with enormous dicks; fat hairy pasty guys with tiny weeners not so much. That should be fair.
Treygreen13: I'm waiting for a second opinion from Sir Mix-A-Lot, PhD