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vossiewulf: Bishop Thomas Paprocki, the anti-gay activist who heads the Archdiocese of Springfield, Ill., said a priest who recently called for help to remove handcuffs was alone and not engaged in sexual behavior when police found him.Seriously, how is it possible to say that with a straight face? The guy also had a mouth gag. He was playing with a boyfriend and the boyfriend got pissed for some reason and left him there.
Mugato: Will this perversion with the religious right ever end?
vossiewulf: He was playing with a boyfriend and the boyfriend got pissed for some reason and left him there.
Philbb: I must have missed the part where we discovered it was a boyfriend rather than a girlfriend.
vossiewulf: Philbb: I must have missed the part where we discovered it was a boyfriend rather than a girlfriend.C'mon man, a priest playing bondage games and you think there's a female involved someplace? Let me introduce you to Fusillade, who has a bridge for sale. He's gay, he's been repressing it his whole life (while cursing those external demons and temptations from gay men who inexplicably keep hitting on him in the rest area bathrooms he visits regularly for perfectly understandable reasons), to the point he's snapped and is playing bondage games with people he can't trust.And now he's lying about it while praying for forgiveness, and he's convinced a bishop, which wasn't terribly difficult since said bishop has his head so far up his ass that he can perform daily self-colonoscopies.
Bucky Katt: Another priest who is into kinky stuff. I'm shocked.
Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: That kind of thing can be dangerous in excess.
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