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  • Bishop Thomas Paprocki, the anti-gay activist who heads the Archdiocese of Springfield, Ill., said a priest who recently called for help to remove handcuffs was alone and not engaged in sexual behavior when police found him.

    Seriously, how is it possible to say that with a straight face? The guy also had a mouth gag. He was playing with a boyfriend and the boyfriend got pissed for some reason and left him there.
  • vossiewulf: Bishop Thomas Paprocki, the anti-gay activist who heads the Archdiocese of Springfield, Ill., said a priest who recently called for help to remove handcuffs was alone and not engaged in sexual behavior when police found him.

    Seriously, how is it possible to say that with a straight face? The guy also had a mouth gag. He was playing with a boyfriend and the boyfriend got pissed for some reason and left him there.


    Or he picked up some rough trade and got heisted.
  • Will this perversion with the religious right ever end?
  • Mugato: Will this perversion with the religious right ever end?


    No.  As long as you try to subvert or deny human nature, people who buy in will become unhealthy.
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    Panty, Stocking: which one of ya'll told the presses?
  • vossiewulf: Bishop Thomas Paprocki, the anti-gay activist who heads the Archdiocese of Springfield, Ill., said a priest who recently called for help to remove handcuffs was alone and not engaged in sexual behavior when police found him.

    Seriously, how is it possible to say that with a straight face? The guy also had a mouth gag. He was playing with a boyfriend and the boyfriend got pissed for some reason and left him there.


    This. Anybody who believes this story should contact me. I have a bridge for sale.
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    It was just part of a bet!
  • vossiewulf: He was playing with a boyfriend and the boyfriend got pissed for some reason and left him there.


    I must have missed the part where we discovered it was a boyfriend rather than a girlfriend. Either way Bishop Thomas Paprocki is chock full of low quality crap.
  • Philbb: I must have missed the part where we discovered it was a boyfriend rather than a girlfriend.


    C'mon man, a priest playing bondage games and you think there's a female involved someplace? Let me introduce you to Fusillade, who has a bridge for sale. He's gay, he's been repressing it his whole life (while cursing those external demons and temptations from gay men who inexplicably keep hitting on him in the rest area bathrooms he visits regularly for perfectly understandable reasons), to the point he's snapped and is playing bondage games with people he can't trust.

    And now he's lying about it while praying for forgiveness, and he's convinced a bishop, which wasn't terribly difficult since said bishop has his head so far up his ass that he can perform daily self-colonoscopies.
  • Another priest who is into kinky stuff. I'm shocked.
  • vossiewulf: Philbb: I must have missed the part where we discovered it was a boyfriend rather than a girlfriend.

    C'mon man, a priest playing bondage games and you think there's a female involved someplace? Let me introduce you to Fusillade, who has a bridge for sale. He's gay, he's been repressing it his whole life (while cursing those external demons and temptations from gay men who inexplicably keep hitting on him in the rest area bathrooms he visits regularly for perfectly understandable reasons), to the point he's snapped and is playing bondage games with people he can't trust.

    And now he's lying about it while praying for forgiveness, and he's convinced a bishop, which wasn't terribly difficult since said bishop has his head so far up his ass that he can perform daily self-colonoscopies.


    Kinda reminds me of when Ted Haggard got caught buying meth from and getting "massages" from a gay male prostitute. He initially claimed he threw the meth away and NOTHING GAY HAPPENED. Riiiight.
  • He would've gotten away with it too if he'd just stayed on the black squares like a good sub.
  • Bucky Katt: Another priest who is into kinky stuff. I'm shocked.


    It's almost like trying to repress natural urges leads to perversions of said natural urges.
  • This is what happens when you repress your emotions and sexual urges. It just turns out badly.
    They are following rules that were never in the bible, rules that are by themselves an abomination of human nature.
    A worse abomination than the ones they are seeking to avoid.
    See what happens to them when they think they can repress all their priests... It will all collapse into something like this poor guy and all the other nonsense we have seen from Catholic priests in the past few decades.
  • That kind of thing can be dangerous in excess.
  • You're all wrong. Self bondage is a big thing among people who are repressed or who don't have access to a kinky partner. It's perfectly logical that he was tying himself up. Of course, the kinky priests I know, well, let's just say that the bondage is only the beginning!
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  • You have to admit, you can get some great stress relief that way.
  • That type of sexual behaviour is fine unless you do it INXS.
  • Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: That kind of thing can be dangerous in excess.


    damn you. that's what i get for not reading the thread first.


    /with a cool dry wit like that I could be an actio.......
  • He was obviously just practicing some kind of Houdini escape trick.
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    I'm not the best with gaydar, but this guy is setting off alarm bells.  I also wouldn't be shocked if he was into donkey sex.  He just has that look about him.
  • The priest volintarely let the actions occur .... he took the activity without stopping it ... from my understanidnf of the article ...
    Did not Christ do the same? He could have stopped the painn and agony he was feeling ... but he was a god ...
    I oft times feel like Noah ... Genisis Chapter 8 ... i drink to much ... and my kids find me passed out.
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