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  • GET OFF MY LAWN, ASSHOLES!

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  • Only nine in 15 years. German death houses used to kill much more efficiently.
  • *rtfa*

    Were they all ballet dancers?
  • ZAZ: Only nine in 15 years. German death houses used to kill much more efficiently.



    Good thing I don't believe in Hell, because I'd be going to it.
  • FTA: Summer 2012 and Berlin police were called to the building's maisonette apartment, where they found the bodies of 69-year-old Kristian B., his wife Kathrin, 28, and their two sons aged six and three.

    The debt-riddled asset consultant had suffocated them all before killing himself with a plastic bag. He had previously given up his infant daughter into a baby hatch.


     I hate stories like this where the husband goes off, kills his wife and kids, then commits suicide. Just kill yourself if you must but don't take anyone else with you.

    I love stories where older men have hot young wives and started a new family. Gives me hope I'll get lucky, though unlikely in Huntsville, Alabama.
  • Jorg?! Dead? Nooooo....!
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  • Nickster79: GET OFF MY LAWN, ASSHOLES!

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    Bravo! I'm still laughing
  • It takes my breath away.
  • AirForceVet: FTA: Summer 2012 and Berlin police were called to the building's maisonette apartment, where they found the bodies of 69-year-old Kristian B., his wife Kathrin, 28, and their two sons aged six and three.

    The debt-riddled asset consultant had suffocated them all before killing himself with a plastic bag. He had previously given up his infant daughter into a baby hatch.

     I hate stories like this where the husband goes off, kills his wife and kids, then commits suicide. Just kill yourself if you must but don't take anyone else with you.

    I love stories where older men have hot young wives and started a new family. Gives me hope I'll get lucky, though unlikely in Huntsville, Alabama.


    Baby hatch? That's a thing?
  • Damn....Spandau joke, or 68 year old married to 28 year old with 2 kids joke?
  • FTA: "The debt-riddled asset consultant had suffocated them all before killing himself with a plastic bag. He had previously given up his infant daughter into a baby hatch."

    Damn. I hope that little girl never finds out about her real parents.
  • Any local nursing home has that topped weekly.
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  • "Tabloid newspaper Bild dug up the details."

    Ahh the Bild, Germany's answer to the New York Post.
  • The debt-riddled asset consultant had suffocated them all before killing himself with a plastic bag. He had previously given up his infant daughter into a baby hatch.

    If you take an infant daughter to an infant hatch, what do you take to a booby hatch?

    Not gonna google Booby Hatch or Booby Hatchery. I don't need the network goons coming by and beating me about the spleen.
  • GBB: Baby hatch? That's a thing?


    Yup.
    You put the kids in, ring the bell. leave.

    Also known and Ding dong dash.

    /Or, you could be thinking of the American Colloquialism, baby hatch for vajayjay.
  • There once was a house in Berlin
    That did several people in
    They should gather 'round
    And burn to the ground
    As reasons for living there thin
  • Can't be any worse than the prom of doom.

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  • vudukungfu: GBB: Baby hatch? That's a thing?

    Yup.
    You put the kids in, ring the bell. leave.

    Also known and Ding dong dash.

    /Or, you could be thinking of the American Colloquialism, baby hatch for vajayjay.


    Well America you can surrender your child anonymously at a safe have (hospital or fire station typically) within 72 hours of birth. The hatch just takes the hand off of the baby out of the equation.
  • GBB: Baby hatch? That's a thing?


    Why yes. Didn't you ever notice on those restroom prophylactic machines the sign pointing to the coin slot saying, "If defective, push baby in here?"
  • AirForceVet: FTA: Summer 2012 and Berlin police were called to the building's maisonette apartment, where they found the bodies of 69-year-old Kristian B., his wife Kathrin, 28, and their two sons aged six and three.

    The debt-riddled asset consultant had suffocated them all before killing himself with a plastic bag. He had previously given up his infant daughter into a baby hatch.

     I hate stories like this where the husband goes off, kills his wife and kids, then commits suicide. Just kill yourself if you must but don't take anyone else with you.

    I love stories where older men have hot young wives and started a new family. Gives me hope I'll get lucky, though unlikely in Huntsville, Alabama.


    Older men with hot young wives are usually total scumbags. I personally know of too many cases where fellows left a wife with multiple children, just pretended they didn't exist, and left them to suffer in poverty. Some years ago this also carried a brutal social stygmata and there wasn't the social policies in place back then to provide support money for these families. Meanwhile that same thoughtless cocksmith who thinks nothing of walking away from his primary responsibility is probably not the kind of thoughtful guy who will make sure Insurance benefits will be in place when he keels over and his second or third wife is left with a few children or teens to feed. Many a fellow has a lady friend on the side as a quiet, discreet arrangement and the family doesn't suffer for it, they may even benefit as she helps him to stay in good cheer. But a fellow who is going to recite wedding vows, populate the Earth and then behave as if he's a young footloose bachelor is nothing shy of a self-involved bastard. You're better than to admire the likes of that.
  • If you live in a house, you will die.

    GASP!
  • I was going to make some kind of Bauhaus joke, but I'm too hungover right now.

    /Was his name Bela?
    //farkin' martinis
    ///farkin' family dinners
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