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MaudlinMutantMollusk: EXTRA! EXTRA! TAINTED TWAT PLOT PREVENTED!♫ Tainted love... O-o-o-o... ♫
Lucky LaRue: The Brazilian wife is accused of planting a toxic substance on her genitals before luring her husband to bed.Reports in the South American country suggest he was ready and willing, and only escaped death because he noticed a strange smell.Lulz.
brap: Are you insane in the mucus membrane? That shiate's gonna kill YOU, girl!