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  • They're afraid if kids discover Molly they might start having adventures in the Forbidden Zone.
  • Heh.  Silly me.  I've kept hearing the term "Molly Cobbler", so I thought it was a shoe.
  • What a Molly may look like:

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  • Little Richard referred to it in his music: "Good Golly Miss Molly"

    Good Golly Miss Molly, sure like to ball.
    Good golly, Miss Molly, sure like to ball.
    When you're rockin' and a rollin' can't hear your momma call.

    From the early early mornin' till the early early night
    You can see Miss Molly rockin' at the house of blue lights.
    Good golly, Miss Molly, sure like to ball.
    When you're rockin' and a rollin' can't hear your momma call.

    Well, now momma, poppa told me: "Son, you better watch your step."
    If they knew about m' molly, have to watch my pop myself.
    Good golly, Miss Molly, sure like a ball.
    When you're rockin' and a rollin' can't hear your momma call.

    I am going to the corner, gonna buy a diamond ring.
    Would you pardon me if it's a nineteen carat golden thing.
    Good golly, Miss Molly, sure like a ball.
    When you're rockin' and a rollin' can't hear your momma call.

    Good golly, Miss Molly, sure like a ball.
    Good golly, Miss Molly, sure like a ball.
    When you're rockin' and a rollin' can't hear your momma call.


    This drug is older than Lotus Root.
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    Street names: Molly, Maggie, May, Marg, Marge, Peggy and/or Peg.

    What I'm trying to tell you Mrs. Burnsides is that your daughter Margaret has been getting high on the nicknames, and if you don't intervene now she may end up spending the rest of her life being addicted to the terse and pithy.
  • Wow.  I don't do drugs, I don't even know anyone who does drugs, and even I know "molly" is slang for ecstasy.  Yeesh.
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    Street names: Molly, Maggie, May, Marg, Marge, Peggy and/or Peg.

    What I'm trying to tell you Mrs. Burnsides is that your daughter Margaret has been getting high on the nicknames, and if you don't intervene now she may end up spending the rest of her life being addicted to the terse and pithy.


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    I don't know if she'll make it. She danced for about 12 hours. We'll start a D5W drip and take her to Rampart.
  • When I was growing up, there was one Molly. Molly Hatchet.
  • Now I've seen it all. A Gawker article that made me laugh so hard I had to stop reading it.

    That was brilliantly written.
  • So it is meth, but better for you

    It's basically like Diet Meth
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    Came for Flogging Molly

    /leaving satisfied
  • mercator_psi: Now I've seen it all. A Gawker article that made me laugh so hard I had to stop reading it.

    That was brilliantly written.


    Agreed.

    Watch out for people wearing clothes, watch out for people in glasses. Don't discount the possibility that some of them might be wearing clothes and glasses both, at the same time, just to throw you off. Clothes people. Glasses people. Asking people. Standing, sitting. Legs, too. They've got those. If a person can get Molly, you'd better believe they can get legs. How many? You don't want to know.

    I really hope the author of the original article put it in a subtle nod here.. if not, well... that's still pretty funny, actually:
      In North Texas and across the country there is a dangerous designer drug. It's not really new, but it's gaining popularity and is being laced through the lyrics of hip-hop music.
  • Wait'l they hear about chrome molly.
  • It's not as dangerous as meth, but it's the exact same drug,"

    Bullshiat, you stupid mother farker. I've done Molly before, and I my ex step father was addicted to Meth. To stoop to such an asinine level of ignorance and disinformation is farking insulting. It's the EXACT SAME in the same way Heroin and Imodium is the exact same, you stupid coont.
  • Ask any biker about his chrome molly.
    I double dog dare ya.
  • That article was awesome. You really have to work yourself into a sarcastic tizzy to write something like that. Bravo.

    /Good Facebook to you!
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    "Man, I am having the most severe flashback right now."
  • Modguy: It's not as dangerous as meth, but it's the exact same drug,"

    Bullshiat, you stupid mother farker. I've done Molly before, and I my ex step father was addicted to Meth. To stoop to such an asinine level of ignorance and disinformation is farking insulting. It's the EXACT SAME in the same way Heroin and Imodium is the exact same, you stupid coont.



    Yeah, that belies a worrying lack of understanding of basic chemistry. This line is worse, though, imo:

    "It's a very dangerous drug that I'm afraid people can die of and have died in the past," said Dr. Stephen Garrison from Caron Treatment Centers.

    That's some 100% weapons-grade scare-tactics bullshiat right there. The only time people die from MDMA is when:

    A) It's not MDMA but something else

    B) They dance for too long in a hot room in a fur coat and Dr Suess hat and overheat

    C) They drink WAY too much water

    Statistically you're more likely to die while fishing or horseback riding.
  • molly = ecstasy
    ecstacy does not necessarily = molly
    Though most people use the terms interchangeably, a good bit of ecstacy is adulterated with other crap. Molly is supposed to be pure MDMA.
  • Picture in the article isn't Molly, those are pressies. Bunch of additives.
    Real Molly is a fine white powder. If its pill form then its powder in a clear capsule.
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