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Satanic_Hamster: Wait, King William, ruler of the Dutch?Man, I hate that dick. Every time I run into him in Civilization 5 he always behaves like a total cock. Just finished teaming up with the Germans to take him down in my current game. Now the Germans are gearing up to attack me. Should have known better to trust the Nazis. I think they're getting the Turks to attack me too.
Cythraul: How many European countries still have nobles? I thought most of them killed all of them off, or forced them to become normals.
Observers believe she remained on the throne for so long in part because of unrest in Dutch society as the country struggled to assimilate more and more immigrants, mainly Muslims from North Africa, and shifted away from its traditional reputation as one of the world's most tolerant nations.
AirForceVet: Subby's Headline: Dutch Queen Beatrix plans to hand the rudder to her son, Prince Willem-AlexanderMy Suggested Rewrite: Dutch Queen Beatrix to let her son, Prince Williem-Alexander, stick his finger in the dyke.I'm cool with this. One of my favorite countries to visit is the Netherlands, especially the Hague. Great, laid-back people, Great beer. Great culture.
berylman: This article is severely lacking comedic aspects to rip on. Gawd I hate the Dutch.
sprag: I'm going to disagree: the dike thing is overused. Now, a dutch rudder headline, that's the way to go. Dutch oven might have worked too./not subby
alice_600: berylman: This article is severely lacking comedic aspects to rip on. Gawd I hate the Dutch.Heavy Metal is a way of life there. Kindergarteners there learn to sing "Immigrant Song" before they learn to read.
durbnpoisn: Speaking of Queens that should step down... When the hell is Elizibeth going to step down and let Charles be King?I mean, c'mon, he's 64 years old! I think he's been patient enough.