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impaler: Owens' booking her wedding band well in advance was just one part of the project manager for I.B.M.'s detailed wedding day planning that began 10 years before she even met her future husband..."Nobody knew about the binder. It was just another binder on my shelf," said Owens, who labeled her wedding plans "Life" so no one would become suspicious of her early planning.Seriously, there is some mental illness there.
Nadie_AZ: She got married when she was 19 or 20. She has half a dozen kids and is absolutely miserable. .
Gyrfalcon: OK, if you are the man, make sure you have an iron-clad pre-nuptial agreement.A loaded .45 under the pillow also wouldn't hurt.
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