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magtec: by that age i had already learned how to spell "fifteeen".
Banned on the Run: Counting to patototeen
jaytkay: Before I click, which Asian country does his/her family come from?
swankywanky: Spankin' it. A lot./hey, you asked
Lsherm: Well, certainly not this. I've been hearing about this kid for a while, but they are keeping the wraps on exactly how his test works. Does it work as well as he claims? Is there a possibility for false positives?
Lionel Mandrake: Your mom.
Massa Damnata: Great job, 3 cents a test and 5 mins to run. I wonder which pharmaceutical company will buy him out and make it disappear....yeah i'm probably too cynical
12349876: Lsherm: Well, certainly not this. I've been hearing about this kid for a while, but they are keeping the wraps on exactly how his test works. Does it work as well as he claims? Is there a possibility for false positives?Everything has false positives. You always want second opinions. If the rate is low, a few people being scared for a little while is well worth saving many more lives./just speaking theoretically here, don't know the stats on this particular test
GRCooper: Came for from masturbating, leaving sticky
calbert: [www.kevinshurtleff.com image 300x404]News: Major advance in the war on cancer will make very early detection VERY cheap and VERY fast. Fark: Scientist responsible is 15 years old. Still no cure ... hey give him a chance he won't be 15 forever Aug 21 201215 year old wins prize for inventing cheap urine test that identifies early stage pancreatic cancer with 90% accuracy May 21 2012
Lsherm: I mean, it's testing for a marker in the blood, but does that marker show up for reasons other than pancreatic cancer?
manitobamadman: Just told our 14yr old this story, an he says ," meh, I just killed 21 guys in a row on Black ops 2."
Atomic Spunk: I wonder if the kid will be getting a big fat payday for his creation? Hopefully he'll get royalties or something. If his test is as revolutionary as it sounds, he certainly deserves to be rich.
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