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MaudlinMutantMollusk: Sure... come up and sign your exclusive contract for American Sniper
whither_apophis: Maybe something with leather seats and really crappy mileage?
ZAZ: Police should ask Russians for advice on dealing with hostage takers in confined spaces.(wikilink)
fusillade762: This sounds like a job for Jon Ronson!Unless of course his next demand is for a million dollars, a getaway car and to have the letter "M" stricken from the English language...
BronyMedic: ZAZ: Police should ask Russians for advice on dealing with hostage takers in confined spaces.(wikilink)Yep. Killing everyone with an aersolized sufentayl derivative very unresponsive to NARCAN really works out well.
zedster: And I'm sure the dose for a 5 year old and grown man are the same