FARK.com: (7570696) You are an officer on a Canadian Navy Ship and your wife cheats on you. Do you: 1) Divorce her, 2) Suck it up, or 3) Sell allied intelligence secrets to Russia

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You are an officer on a Canadian Navy Ship and your wife cheats on you. Do you: 1) Divorce her, 2) Suck it up, or 3) Sell allied intelligence secrets to Russia

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Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener

2013-02-02 07:41:56 AM

Option 4: take Remedial English again and hope for a miracle.

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edmo

2013-02-02 07:43:02 AM

Well he showed her, eh?

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log_jammin

2013-02-02 08:29:00 AM

A Navy officer and you're surprised at your wife's infidelity???

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Mugato

2013-02-02 08:33:12 AM

Navy? I would guess (2.

Thank you! Goodnight!

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BronyMedic

2013-02-02 09:17:50 AM

Jesus, Submitter. Are you a Russian Spy?

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rev. dave

2013-02-02 09:37:19 AM

When you are cheated on, it can affect the logic part of your brain. Most likely, if you love someone that much, the other person does not feel the same way.

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texdent

2013-02-02 10:14:47 AM

What a Russian spy might look like

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SnarfVader

2013-02-02 10:21:57 AM

Well, there goes our strategic maple reserves.

/Heading out the door to stock up.

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Mugato

2013-02-02 10:44:04 AM

texdent: What a Russian spy might look like
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Ghastly

2013-02-02 11:23:45 AM

Navy? If I'm in the Navy then I'm too busy having hot gay sex to care about the biatch.

/Artillery
//gay
///didn't get any damned hot gay sex in the Artillery

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Yakk

2013-02-02 11:45:09 AM

Canadian Navy secrets? And someone wanted to buy them?

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JerkStore

2013-02-02 11:45:43 AM

So they're now deciding his punishment--9 years or 25 years. He should be farking glad he's not an American. Isn't treason punishable by death?

And selling out your country for $72,000? I don't know what my price would be, but it'll have at least two more zeros attached to it.

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legion_of_doo

2013-02-02 11:47:33 AM

So, which end of the canoe has the torpedos?

And which submarine isn't on fire?

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grokca

2013-02-02 11:50:40 AM

Oh great, now the Russians know where all the Timmys are.

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stuffy

2013-02-02 11:52:59 AM

In other news. The Canadian Navy has secrets.

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EngineerBob

2013-02-02 11:53:09 AM

There goes the Poutine defense shield...

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Forbidden Doughnut

2013-02-02 11:53:35 AM

JerkStore: So they're now deciding his punishment--9 years or 25 years. He should be farking glad he's not an American. Isn't treason punishable by death?

And selling out your country for $72,000? I don't know what my price would be, but it'll have at least two more zeros attached to it.

In the US, even if you spy for an "ally" like Israel, you get put in prison for decades...

/ Pollard get released in 2015..

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BahdaBoom

2013-02-02 11:54:51 AM

oh jeez the secret is out, eh?

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A Terrible Human

2013-02-02 12:00:27 PM

BronyMedic: Jesus, Submitter. Are you a Russian Spy?

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Jesus,Mary and Joesph Stalin!

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Nothing To See Here

2013-02-02 12:02:28 PM

" Who ate the frozen strawberries? "

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Bit'O'Gristle

2013-02-02 12:03:30 PM

Good job, that will teach that biatch that she picked the wrong guy to mess with. What a tool. And really? just 70 K? For passing that much info? Really? Sucker.

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JonnyBGoode

2013-02-02 12:04:10 PM

Wait... Canada has a warship?

/oblig

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JasonOfOrillia

2013-02-02 12:04:50 PM

41 year old sub-lieutenant? Something tells me his career wasn't working out as well as he'd hoped.

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Generic Republican

2013-02-02 12:06:56 PM

Sorry Subby, HMCS Trinity is a shore facility, not a warship.

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bubo_sibiricus

2013-02-02 12:09:05 PM

If I'm going to be a spy for the Russians, I'm gonna have to have a deal sweeter than a box of Timbits.

1. Money: So I can live well.
2. An escape plan and smuggling me to Mother Russia.
3. An apartment in St. Petersburg, a nice one.

1 and 2 are non-negotiable

#3 is optional. Talinn, Estonia is pretty too, and money goes far there.

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