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vygramul: Did a self-described non-event tagged with "newsflash" just go green?
Moderator: The story has the "news" tag, not the "newsflash" tag. No automatic email alert, etc etc
humanshrapnel: I suppose when you've ridden out a 9.0 earthquake, a 6.4 is yawn worthy.
NotoriousW.O.P: Is Mr. Sparkle OK?