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FirstNationalBastard: What, no jizz?
ZAZ: It's not fair. I keep hoping for exotic spiders in my fruit and I never get any.
sanriosucks: Ummm, tooth sausage.
reported: Why would you complain about getting a live frog in your packaged salad? That's proof the salad is very fresh (otherwise the frog would be dead) and you get a free pet (or snack if you like frog legs).
medius: FirstNationalBastard: What, no jizz?aww, you noticed/it's a new recipe
maxx2112: Great . . . now I've got the Soap theme song stuck in my head..
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