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davidphogan: I have no idea how someone could care so much about someone else having Christmas lights up year round. My neighbors have various colored lights up year round all over the front of their place. Why should I give a shiat? If she's 84 I might ask if she wants me to help her take them down, but that would be about the most I'd care.If they install Xmas lights on MY windows or MY porch or MY dog, then I'll care. Maybe. Not if they're tasteful I guess, and seasonable. Probably.I digress. The letter was really, really crass, but how was it threatening enough that the police really care? Maybe the "don't make me tell you again" was the part that was threatening enough they want to investigate? Maybe he just meant, "don't make me tell you again or I'll start decorating my house with strippers and taco trucks." To me, strippers and taco trucks all over a neighborhood sounds like a great place to live, but I bet it would drive that woman crazy.
jaylectricity: I can't take my lights down until the rest of my jack-o-lantern rots away.
BarkingUnicorn: jaylectricity: I can't take my lights down until the rest of my jack-o-lantern rots away.I can't take mine down until the last Easter egg is found.
LordOfThePings: I'm glad the cops are still investigation.
Bill_Wick's_Friend: Having your lights up all year is kinda white trashy
Bill_Wick's_Friend: Having your lights up all year is kinda white trashy, but it's not my house so I don't care what my neighbours do.
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