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  • A half mile long wedgie brings awareness to depression? Can't argue with that.
  • Why can't I help thinking that here in the states, this kind of thing would be either 1:shut down by some code enforcer or 2: sued out of existence.

    /I suppose it could be both
  • Bit of a long walk back to the top.
  • Insta-shop? Lootie on a floatie?
  • That hurts my back just looking at it. Be fun on a nice air mattress, though...
  • Skied the long run @ Axamer Lizum several years ago... Something like 7 miles down to Axams from the top. Full Size
  • Alphax: Bit of a long walk back to the top.

    Notice no fatties  in that pic?
  • In 1966, Andy Dufresne escaped from Shawshank prison. All they found of him was a muddy set of prison clothes, a bar of soap, and an old rock hammer, damn near worn down to the nub. I remember thinking it would take a man six hundred years to tunnel through the wall with it. Old Andy did it in less than twenty. Oh, Andy loved geology. I imagine it appealed to his meticulous nature. An ice age here, million years of mountain building there. Geology is the study of pressure and time. That's all it takes really, pressure, and time. That, and a big goddamn poster. Like I said, in prison a man will do most anything to keep his mind occupied. Turns out Andy's favorite hobby was totin' his wall out into the exercise yard, a handful at a time. I guess after Tommy was killed, Andy decided he'd been here just about long enough. Andy did like he was told, buffed those shoes to a high mirror shine. The guards simply didn't notice. Neither did I... I mean, seriously, how often do you really look at a mans shoes? Andy crawled to freedom through five hundred yards of shiat smelling foulness I can't even imagine, or maybe I just don't want to. Five hundred yards... that's the length of five football fields, just shy of half a mile.

    Andy Dufresne, who crawled through a river of shiat and came out clean on the other side.
  • Subby thank you for the nice post supporting raising money toward depression. You just got more wonderful than you already were.
  • The pics were sadly lacking in the lady department.
  • Some of those pics are just ASKING for some photo-shopping.
  • Hey!

    I thought only Americans were fat assed.
  • I seriously hope they checked for rocks before putting down the plastic.  That's not something I want to meet at high speed going down a hill.
  • Notabunny: A half mile long wedgie brings awareness to depression?

    They build a giant waterslide, but now it's full of muddy water *sigh* :(

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