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  • The mother and father both need to duct tape their mouths shut and stop eating so much....

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  • But fathers should never have custody since a mother would never do something like this to her children.
  • Well, she'll never have to worry about someone making HER into Robocop.

    They don't make enough duct tape to do the job....
  • Really?

    The kids thought it would be funny, so she does it, and then she gets shiat for it? When they were cool with it?

    *rereads* Or was it the friend's idea? Unclear if the children were the source of the idea or not, but either way this just seems dumb.
  • Holy fark I cannot believe this is a news story and she was arrested for it. fark people are stupid. I guess they should have locked my mom up for tying my socks together when I was a kid. The fact I was giggling and in on the joke be damned.
  • This ranks up there with the guy who was arrested because there was a picture of him holding his baby and a gun at the same time.  With the gun nowhere near the baby.
  • Why isn't she in Florida teaching her kids how to survive?
  • SpdrJay: Well, she'll never have to worry about someone making HER into Robocop.

    They don't make enough duct tape to do the job....


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    Yeah, I think you're right.
  • Sounds like society is arresting parents who allow their children to play make believe. Next step is obviously to drug the kid with ritalin. Why would some child want to pretend to be something he is not?

    /snark
    //dressed up plenty as a child.
  • Ennis allegedly wrapped duct-tape around the forehead, eyes and mouth of her son, eight - which she posted to the boy's father Rudy Yado who contacted police - and to the head of an 11-year-old girl, ABC News reported.


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  • Acharne: Holy fark I cannot believe this is a news story and she was arrested for it. fark people are stupid. I guess they should have locked my mom up for tying my socks together when I was a kid. The fact I was giggling and in on the joke be damned.


    I wrap up my 6 yo in bandages from head to foot until you could only see his eyes, he loves to pretend that he's a mummy.

    At least we don't get arrested for 'child endangerment' for that shiat over here.

    This case is farking stupid. I reckon the ex called the pigs to get back at the mother.
  • weapon13: Acharne: Holy fark I cannot believe this is a news story and she was arrested for it. fark people are stupid. I guess they should have locked my mom up for tying my socks together when I was a kid. The fact I was giggling and in on the joke be damned.

    I wrap up my 6 yo in bandages from head to foot until you could only see his eyes, he loves to pretend that he's a mummy.

    At least we don't get arrested for 'child endangerment' for that shiat over here.

    This case is farking stupid. I reckon the ex called the pigs to get back at the mother.


    Usually in cases like this, experts on Fark tell us there "is more to the story."
  • jehovahs witness protection: But fathers should never have custody since a mother would never do something like this to her children.


    Being male is a diagnosable mental illness. At least here in Quebec it is.
  • weapon13: Acharne: Holy fark I cannot believe this is a news story and she was arrested for it. fark people are stupid. I guess they should have locked my mom up for tying my socks together when I was a kid. The fact I was giggling and in on the joke be damned.

    I wrap up my 6 yo in bandages from head to foot until you could only see his eyes, he loves to pretend that he's a mummy.

    At least we don't get arrested for 'child endangerment' for that shiat over here.

    This case is farking stupid. I reckon the ex called the pigs to get back at the mother.


    We used to do that as kids with toilet paper.

    The difference was, if we wanted out, we just had to tear off the TP. Duct tape? Not so much.
  • You know what, this was just one very stupid act. I don't there was any intentional abuse. Wouldn't serve better for all involved to have the mom take some voluntary parenting courses and avoid putting them through the system?
  • I'd sure like to see a lawyer go before a judge and try to prove that ANY harm was done.
  • She should have heeded this similar advice...

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  • A little boy duct taped up in  Sandusky, OH.
  • I want to see the photo of the kid after the duct tape was removed- did his eyebrows get torn off? Unless the mother was smart enough (doubtful) to put a protective layer under the tape, it was probably prety painful to take off.
  • Genju: A little boy duct taped up in  Sandusky, OH.


    I came here for a joke about Sandusky
  • When I was working at wal-mart as a night stocker I used to see these two "upstanding" parents riding around on the motorized carts, yacking on there cell phones. They would be there with their very bad kids from about 1am to 4am. Just riding around. They are both highly annoying, talking very loudly but unintelligibly. Fat rude mouth breathers. I thought it was funny she got charged.
  • TheOtherMisterP: I want to see the photo of the kid after the duct tape was removed- did his eyebrows get torn off? Unless the mother was smart enough (doubtful) to put a protective layer under the tape, it was probably prety painful to take off.


    My thoughts exactly.

    Did the kid still think it was a funny joke when mom had to remove all that from his head and hair?
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