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  • Facebook is a data gathering device designed by boobies as an archive documenting the lives, activities and habitat of people that occupied Earth, once 'the change' finally happens to this planet.

    A galactic property record. Kind of like a yearbook.
  • The Akashic Records called...
  • Or Oregon  subby, but I can see where you could get the two confused.
  • lerxst2112: Or Oregon  subby, but I can see where you could get the two confused.


    Only if it isn't viewed regularly.
  • Wow, technology is really amazing...and this is really farking retarded.
  • ph0rk: lerxst2112: Or Oregon  subby, but I can see where you could get the two confused.

    Only if it isn't viewed regularly.


    Now I see the rest of the article, which does state the Sweden center. That's why I hate Telegraph articles. They have the related articles box in the middle of the article and I always assume thats the entire article and I miss the rest of the article after the jump. It's incredibly stupid that they do that.
  • Hey, maybe I'll move back to Terrebonne.

    But as for Prinville, a big shout out to the Chandlers, Puckett, and Glovers.

    Luv ya Cuz's.
  • lerxst2112: ph0rk: lerxst2112: Or Oregon  subby, but I can see where you could get the two confused.

    Only if it isn't viewed regularly.

    Now I see the rest of the article, which does state the Sweden center. That's why I hate Telegraph articles. They have the related articles box in the middle of the article and I always assume thats the entire article and I miss the rest of the article after the jump. It's incredibly stupid that they do that.


    Welcome to the internet.
  • Ok, the pictures cataloged makes sense, but the text? Who is going to give a shiat what you had for lunch 30 years from now, or what kind of sounds your new puppy made?
  • There's a few things you can do about it.

    1. Be smart enough to not use Facebook
    2. Be smart enough to allegedly remove FB posts from others' pages that involve you or your image and a few extra to serve as a "warning" so it doesn't happen again
    3. Make sure suspicions about your alleged activity precede you
    4. Gloat (emotional profit)

    This apparently involves some degree of low-key cyber stalking, but who hasn't done that at least once in their lives?
  • This thread lacks pics of people doing things they would/will eventually regret having photos uploaded to the internet of.
  • The big question here is, why bother to waste money storing stuff no one gives a shirt about?

    It's like these bombproof shelters companies use to store their records, who is going to give a hoot I owed General Electric $45,23 in 1994 if we are all radioactive waste?
  • TinyFist: This thread lacks pics of people doing things they would/will eventually regret having photos uploaded to the internet of.


    This. I came for vomit pictures and am leaving very disappointed. .
  • I guess Obvious tag is in hiding?
  • Real Women Drink Akvavit: There's a few things you can do about it.

    1. Be smart enough to not use Facebook
    2. Be smart enough to allegedly remove FB posts from others' pages that involve you or your image and a few extra to serve as a "warning" so it doesn't happen again
    3. Make sure suspicions about your alleged activity precede you
    4. Gloat (emotional profit)

    This apparently involves some degree of low-key cyber stalking, but who hasn't done that at least once in their lives?


    5. Don't do the things in the first place or at least not around people with cameras...
  • ladyfortuna: Real Women Drink Akvavit: There's a few things you can do about it.


    5. Don't do the things in the first place or at least not around people with cameras...

    since everyone is carrying a camera
  • A search for "regrettable pictures" brings up more than regret.

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  • came for the picture of puke on a blouse, left disappointed
  • rosemary's baby daddy: ladyfortuna: Real Women Drink Akvavit: There's a few things you can do about it.


    5. Don't do the things in the first place or at least not around people with cameras... since everyone is carrying a camera


    Not everyone, I do have a few friends who don't have cell phones. At any rate, at least make sure your friends aren't a-holes if they have a camera with them.
  • lerxst2112: ph0rk: lerxst2112: Or Oregon  subby, but I can see where you could get the two confused.

    Only if it isn't viewed regularly.

    Now I see the rest of the article, which does state the Sweden center. That's why I hate Telegraph articles. They have the related articles box in the middle of the article and I always assume thats the entire article and I miss the rest of the article after the jump. It's incredibly stupid that they do that.


    Just own it and say "I done goofed", instead of typing all those words to try to deflect the blame.  It's faster, and you'll come across more like a righteous dude.
  • Facebook is a way to keep records on how much of an asshole you are

    When things change here on earth the upper crust will have records on you to know if you are a danger or are worthless burden on them or if you will make a good slave, enjoy posting yoir personal problems for the world to see
  • Eh, I don't feel enough self-importance to think anyone really cares what pictures of me are out there, nor do I take myself so seriously that if an embarrassing picture or two get out there that I really care. Life is too short to waste time worrying about if Big Brother cares about a picture of me with stupid hair from 1995.
  • johndalek: came for the picture of puke on DOWN a blouse, left disappointed


    /ftfy
    //leaving even more disappointed
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