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Oh I don't like thisand I don't like thatand that won't doand you just step livelyand do as I say, little misterOh I don't like thisand I don't like that
doctor_sbaits0: Simple solution raise the price of the pizza/alcohol whatever and make the soft dink "complimentary."
JasonOfOrillia: But I can still eat the whole pizza myself?
Ebenator: Politicians know what is best for us.
Brick-House: What gives this blooming idiot the authority to do this?