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  • Why don't you try to fark with the Amish now.


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  • Reading the headline, I was *hoping* it was going to be about a cantankerous ex coworker....

    He lived adjacent to an Amish community, and every year they'd bring out the hand-cranked fire pump and spray liquid poop all over their fields. For the next few weeks a creek running through his property was an open sewer, and he didn't hesitate to tell you all about that. Mostly at lunchtime.
  • There's no such thing as the amish mafia (Spoken in an amish twang)
  • Can't stand that show.

    /like breaking Amish LA, though.
  • maxheck: Reading the headline, I was *hoping* it was going to be about a cantankerous ex coworker....

    He lived adjacent to an Amish community, and every year they'd bring out the hand-cranked fire pump and spray liquid poop all over their fields. For the next few weeks a creek running through his property was an open sewer, and he didn't hesitate to tell you all about that. Mostly at lunchtime.


    Was the community there when he moved in? If so, zero sympathy.
  • Someone's getting a beard trimming in the slammer

    /and by beard a I mean pubes
  • StrikitRich: [images-cdn.lancasteronline.com image 638x638]

    Retaliate with booze?


    I don't get these guys. Are they Amish but not members of the church? The speak Dutch and collect money and all that, so what's their deal?
  • You be careful out among them, English.
  • They're a million times more humble than thou art.
  • Don't mess with them..They can make the horse head in the bed thing happen for real..
    You might wake up one morning and find your barn dismantled. These guys are brutal.
  • namegoeshere:

    maxheck: Reading the headline, I was *hoping* it was going to be about a cantankerous ex coworker....

    He lived adjacent to an Amish community, and every year they'd bring out the hand-cranked fire pump and spray liquid poop all over their fields. For the next few weeks a creek running through his property was an open sewer, and he didn't hesitate to tell you all about that. Mostly at lunchtime.

    Was the community there when he moved in? If so, zero sympathy.


    Dunno, and having lived in farm country all my life where people who build McMansions have to sign "fI'm moving next to a freakin' farm waivers..." I agree up to a point.

    Still... shiat cannons making the local creeks run brown isn't exactly best practice.
  • Dude just wants a woman who'll let him give it to her "buggy style".

    Nothing to see here. Move along.
  • That show is about as realistic as TJ Hooker.
  • StrikitRich: [images-cdn.lancasteronline.com image 638x638]

    Retaliate with booze?


    As someone with friends that are connected to certain families in Detroit, yea these guys are pussies. And the chicks a dick.
  • You shouldn't harass the poor Amish community. They're not fair game. They can't harass you back. Except for the Amish Mafia, of course.

    If anybody asks thee why I used the community telephone, Jezebel, it was to call the cops on an ass with two pounds of meth under his car seat.

    How do you know he had two pounds of meth under his car seat, Ezekiel? Surely thou wast not in his automobile?

    Who doest thou think put it there, foolish Daughter of Eve?

    How didst thou get thine hands on two pounds of meh, Brother Ezekiel? You've always been a straight and upright Christian man.

    Jeraboam the Drug Dealer owest me a solid. Now hold they tongue, woman and doest as thou art bid.
  • The guy harassing the Amish women may be nuts, but what about this comment?

    Mike Ackermann · Top Commenter · M.D. at Self
    I would love for them to invite a Krav Magna instructor to that community to give a few classes on armed and unarmed self defense.

    Believe me, you are a LOT less afraid when you have the training, the tools, and a plan for personal self defense rather than just a vain hope the bad guys will leave you alone and an even vainer hope the police would arrive in time to save you from your assailant.


    Well at least he isn't a gun nut and saying an Armed Amish would solve this problem. But wait, he probably knows that Amish will not bear arms against people because he is a gun nut.

    "Tories' gun adviser compares Ont. police to Nazi SS"

    A man who advised the Conservative government on firearms policies is comparing the Ontario Provincial Police to a fascist paramilitary group and the Nazi SS.

    Dr. Mike Ackermann, a physician in Nova Scotia, was appointed in 2006 to a firearms advisory committee, reporting to then-public safety minister Stockwell Day.
    ...
    He wrote in March 2010 about Priscilla de Villiers, a woman whose daughter was shot and killed with a rifle while jogging in Burlington, Ont., and who spoke out in favour of the long-gun registry.

    Ackermann wrote that while he has "great sympathy" for de Villiers, the tragic loss of her daughter doesn't qualify her as an expert on crime deterrence.

    "She should devote her energies to lobbying for recognition of the right to armed self-defence by women such as her daughter, who would very likely still be alive today had she something better to defend herself with than a cell phone," he said.
  • That dude needs to watch King Pin.
    Dress up like an Amish person.
    Say, your from______farm.
    Join them.
    Take their women.
  • Miller testified he had a religious experience and believes God wanted him to have an Amish wife.

    He wanted one that was very plain.
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    Done in two.

    /shakes angry fist
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